That awkward moment when someone says "OH MY GOSH, YOU GUYS SHOULD DATE.!"
I wasnt that drunk... I wasnt that drunk! Dude, you asked your girlfriend if she was single..
Whenever I have a problem I just sing,then I realize my voice is worse than my problem
Our phones fall, we panic. Our friends fall, we laugh.
When I was born, Devil said "Oh shit, competition..!!"
Why is it that in every love story, mom agrees and dad disagrees? It`s because mom knows what love is, and dad knows what boys are. ♥
Can I take your picture?? I love to collect pictures of natural disasters
``I wasn`t that Drunk", "Dude you were in my pool trying to find Nemo!"
That awkward moment when Dora the Explorer discovers google maps.
Awkward moment, When you`re in the car, & you look at the people in thecar next to you, & they`re already looking at you
A wise monkey never monkies with another monkey`s monkey!
"this movie isn`t even scary!" *Based on a true story* "Oh shit."
Throwing random things at people then acting like it wasn`t you.
Mom: "Come here right now!" Me: "NO!" Mom: "1..." Me: "Pssh, like that`ll work." Mom: "2..." Me: "Oh shit, I`m coming!"
Lazy Rules #1:The farther away the remote is, the more you like what`s already on TV.
hey, I found your nose. it was in my business again.
I don`t understand how Super Mario can smash blocks with his head but dies when he touches a turtle.
That awkward moment when you`re yelling at someone and you mess up a word.
That look you give your friend when they say something they weren`t supposed to mention in front of your parents.
"ACHOO!" "Bless you." "ACHOOOOO!" "Bless you!" "ACHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" "DUDE, WHAT THE HELL!?"
That awkward when you already said "moment" in your head before you even read it..
"If your friends jumped off a cliff, would you?" "Why would my friends jump off a cliff?!"
"I`M GETTING PAPEEEERRR!!" Grandma please, stop playing with the printer.
That awkward moment when your dancing, then you turn around & you realize someone has been watching you the whole time.
theres a sickness called hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia
seriously, THERE IS :P
That awkward moment when you feel like you’re going to fall backwards off a chair.
My parents used to be happy when I took naps… but now they think I`m lazy.
She`s so fake if you look behind her neck it says "made in china"
Dear "do not try this at home"⁰Okay! I`ll go to my neighbor`s house .
Spongebob has Patrick, Tigger has Pooh, Donald has Daisy and I have you.
Troubles are like babies - The more you nurse them, the bigger they grow!!
"Mom, I`m going out" "With friends?" "No mom, with terrorists"
Parallel lines have got so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
if you need space?! JOIN NASA!
Remember when using "protection" meant wearing your helmet?
I don`t hate you but, My attitude has issues with your personality
My Bathroom sign reads " Realize your dreams beyond this door, because this is where the shit happens!"
Isn`t it weird how fairies are always females and the demons always male??
My girlfriend asked if I would swim across the ocean for her, and I said It`s freaking 2011, I`ll rent a boat
Rhinos are just fat unicorns. If we`d give them the time and attention they deserve, as well as a diet: They`d reveal their majestic ways.
A Short Description about youself
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