I am a killer, I kill people for money. But because you are my friend, I'll kill you for nothing!
We will now upgrade your brain, please wait............ Searching............ Searching......... still searching.............. sorry NO BRAIN found ! ! !
U got style, u got sex-appeal, u got the intelligence and u sure got the body. Wait. Sorry, wrong number!
Friends are just like stars. You don't always see them, but you now they are there for you. Your friend
A ring is round and has no end, that's how long I'll be your friend!!!
The morning is just a few moments away. Go to sleep and when you wake up, remember me as a friend who is allways there for you and never let you down
Hello too the owner of the cell-phone with no.+316........Your sim-card is been cracked open by Hacker's,and will destroy your phone within 24 hours,from NOW!
Yes, God made you first, but there is always a rough draft before the final copy.
The NHS regrets to inform you that your birth was an accident. Please report to your nearest hospital to be put down. We apologise for any inconvenience.
This sms can only be readed by someone SEXY:...try again...again...maybe you are just not sexy?...one more time...hey don't force it ugly!!!
Secrets, they only last long enough to break you down.
Live isn't easy it will never be .... Remember you got friends one of them is me
Wherever you go, whatever you do, may god's angels watch over you.
Make new friends, but keep the old. One is silver the other gold.
I am a killer. I kill people for money. But, you are my friend. I kill you for nothing!
When darkness moves in on me, it is the love of people like you that allows me to go through defeat and still know to be fully accepted.
Don't feel sad, don't feel blue, Frankenstein was ugly too!
I must have been born under a lucky star , to find a friend as nice as you are. I will follow the rainbow to the end , if you promise to remain my friend !!!
Roses are red violines are bleu, a face like yours belongs to the zoo.
Do you want to be a star**************************************************look above and you see stars.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Frankenstein is ugly, but what the hell happend to you?
Braindetector activated, calibrating, now searching.........still searching......get a good grip of your gsm....still searching.......no brain found.
Umm...your .... ZIP is open...
I'm not as dumb as you look.
If I can be of any help, you're in worse trouble than I thought.
What do I miss about my wife? Her absence.
This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat!
Roses are red ... Violets are blue ... but a face like yours belongs in the zoo!!!
Roses are red violets are blue, shit stinks and so do you!
Hi, I am an alien and I'm checking for some chicks in your phonebook..Searching..Searching..Searching..Sorry,no chicks found! Gay?
Conclusion: You Are Gay!
Life is not easy, and it will never be, but remember you've got friends, and one of them is me!
If you are in trouble, If you need a hand, Just call my number, because I'm your friend!
Whenever I see your smiling face, I have to smile myself, because I like you, you're my friend!!!
There is: Hot-Sex, Fast-Sex, Cuddle-Sex, Safe-Sex, Group-Sex, SM-Sex, Telephone-Sex, Cyber-Sex, and for people like you: NO SEX.
The years will come the years will go but with each 1 i wil always know whichever way the road may bend u wil always be my best friend
when it hurts 2 look back & ur scared 2 look ahead, just look beside u & i will b there.
i cant txt u roses or fax u my heart.id email u kisses but wed stil b apart.i luv u 2 pieces n just wish ud c dat i care 4 u so much coz u mean da world 2 me.
Many ppl will wlk in and out of ur life.but only tru friends will leave foot prints in ur heart. . . . .u left urs in mine -x-
The recipe of friendship: 1 cup of sharing.2 cups of caring.3 cups of forgiveness & hugs. Mix all of these together to make friends 4ever.
A friend gives hope wen life is low.A friend is a place where you can go.A friend is honest- A friend is true.A friend is precious.A friend is u!
A GOOD FRIEND ISLIKE A 'COMPUTER''ENTERS' UR LIFE.'SAVES' U IN DA HEART.'FORMATS' UR PROBLEMS.'SHIFTS' U 2 OPPORUNITY & NEVA 'DELETS' U 4RM DA HEART
"In ur darkest hour wen ur fed up & blue.just remember this I'll always be there 4 u.Im no angel N cant change ur fate.but I'll do anything 4 u coz ur my m8."
ur a mate wiv a heart of gold.how much u mean to me can never be told.ur sum1 2b talked bout so sweet and true.1 in a million dats u
A gun can kill some1.fire can burn some1.wind can chill.anger can rage till it tearz u apart.but da power of ur smile can heal a frozen heart
There is a gift that gold cannot buy a blessing dats rare & true.dats d gift of a wonderful friend like d friend dat i have in u!
Sum1 sum where dreamz of ur smiles & whilst thinking of u says life is worthwhile.so wen ur lonely remember its true.that sum1 sum where is thinking of u.
like a fallen star u fel into my life.u made me smile wen thingz werent rite..if hugz were water id send u the c.n sail away 4eva jus u n me.
R we friends or r we not.U told me once but i 4got.of all d m8s ive eva met ur d 1 i wont 4get.& if i die b4 u do i will go 2 heaven & wait 4 u!
God in heaven God above please protect the friend i love.Sent wiv a smile:-) sealed with a kiss.i love my friend whos reading this xx
A very special m8 of mine.in my heart all da time.to c u wiv a happy smile makes my life feel worthwhile.warm & carin ur feelins true.im glad i av a m8 like u!
Life can be hard & not always fun.But as night brings dark mornin brings sun.Wen life gets tough & no1 seems 2 care.Give me a call coz I'll always b there!
Tiny starz shinin bright its time 4 me 2 say goodnite.so close ur eyes & snuggle up tight im wishin u sweet dreams 2nite!
Uve touched my heart uve touched my soul.bcos of u I now feel whole.U'll always b my closest friend.u'll b in my heart 2 the very end.
Dreams r2b 4goten reality to b lived.desires 2b fulfilled & destiny 2b reached.where it began.where will it end.friends from da start.friends til da end!
Friends r angels that come from above.sent by god 4 me 2 luv.so wen u r lonely sad n blue remember ill be there for u!
Remember that you are unique... just like everybody else!
I never forget a face, but for you I will make an exception.
Nostalgia is not what it used to be.
Speaking Italian is hard, but I eat and drink it without difficulties!
A good movy can make you cry... so can onions.
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Wat u see as truth wat u see as lies remember that true friendship never dies although we may change & drift apart, ill always value u deep within my heart!
A friend is never a coincidence in your life, they are meant to enter your life to bring you joy and laughter. So, i will treasure the friendship between us.
Everyone hears what you say... Friends listen to what you say... Best friends listen to what you don't say...
When it is raining setbacks, use your smile as an umbrella!
A friend is someone who knows the song of your heart and who can sing it for you when you have forgotten it
Friend: someone who tells you things while you are alive, things that others tell after you die
You can eat and drink together, talk and laugh together, enjoy life together, but you are only real friends when you also cried together.
Before you want to start making a work of art, first make a draft, that is what also God did by creating first the man and then the woman
Wherever you go, whatever you do, may god's angels watch over you.
Make new friends, but keep the old. One is silver the other gold.
A little clown is living in my heart. Small and very special. It can dance and jump, laugh and sing. Are you in pain and you need to cry, come and borrow it!
My girlfriend ran off with my best friend after a relationship of four years....Oh how I miss my friend.
I would not call myself important, but I am convinced that when I was not born, everyone would like to know why.
A new meeting next month ? Sorry, that is not possible, I have to go to a funeral.
Happiness is a disaster. You get lazy. When you do not pay attention, you might start loving life.
The only good thing about your own mistakes, is that is might make other people happy.
He was very lonely. The only type he knew was his blood type.
I visited the tax office. I wanted to know the people I work for.
I was a beautiful baby. But they switched my in the hospital.
Not the lack of love, but the lack of friendship makes marriages unhappy.
Flowers need sunshine, violets need dew, all angels in heaven know I need u. years may fly, tears may dry, but my friendship with u will never die.
One day u will ask me: What is more important to you, me or your life? I will say: my life… You will walk away from me without knowing that U R MY LIFE!!!
Feel good when somebody Miss u. Feel better when somebody Loves u. But feel best when somebody never forgets u.
A friend is sweet when its new….but it is sweeter when its TRUE! But u know what? Its sweetest when its you.
A friend gives hope when life is low, a friend is a place when you have nowhere to go, a friend is honest, a friend is true. A friend is precious a friend is u.
If kisses were water, I will give u sea. If hugs were leaves, I will give u a tree.If u luv a planet, I will give u a galaxy, if friendship is life I will give u mine.
People live People die People Laugh People Cry Some give up Some will try Some say hi Some say bye Others may forget YOU but never will I.
If I were to be anything in this world…. I’d be ur tears!!!… So, I can be conceived in ur heart, born in ur eyes, live on ur cheeks & die on ur lips!!!!!
If u r a chocolate ur the sweetest, if u r a Teddy Bear u r the most huggable, If u are a Star u r the Brightest, and since u r my “FRIEND” u r the “BEST”!!!!!!!!!
A special friend is rare indeed, it beems to be special breed, yes, perfect friends r very few, so lucky I m for having you.
They say it takes a minute 2 fine a special person, an hour 2 appreciate them, a day 2 love them, but then an entire life 2 forget them.
When God opened the window of the Heaven He asked me: What is your wish for today? “I said : please take special care of the person reading this!!!!!!!”
Friends are like stars. You can't always see them, But you know they are always there for you...
Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart.
A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.
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