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I aspire to inspire until I expire.

Would a fly without wings be called a walk??

This dog,is dog,a dog,good dog,way dog,2 dog,keep dog,an dog,idiot dog,busy dog,4 dog,30 dog,seconds dog. Now read without the word dog

Here`s to the future, because I`m done with the past.

nothing is funny when you are trying to be funny

If you asked me how many times you`ve crossed my mind, i`d say once because you`ve never really left.

"Your future depends on your dreams"... So....... GO TO SLEEP.

Im a nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I`m perfect.

Smiling does not necessarily mean you`re happy. Sometimes it just means you`re strong.

FOUR is the only number whose number of letters in the name equals the number.

simple tips to play safe. * Don`t promise when you`re HaPpy * Don`t replY when you`re anGry * Don`t decide when you`re Sad

People are funny. They spend money they haven`t earned, to buy things they don`t need, to impress people they don`t like.

Ask no questions and here no lies.

[w]onderful. [e]xiting. [i]ndependent. [r]eal. [d]ifferent. LIKE If you`re weird. :`)

Remember this when u think you`ve lost your way: Sometimes it takes a WRONG turn to put us in the RIGHT place.

You can`t learn from a lesson, if you don`t make the mistake.

Never think you`re ugly, you`re always beautiful in your own way.

Everyone want to change the WORLD,but no one thinks to change HIMSELF!!!

Take chances. Tell the truth. Say no. Fall in love. Be random. Say I love you. Sing out loud. Laugh and Cry. Get angry, Get revenge. Apologise, learn LIVE LIFE!

Two things in life you have to take mental note of: don`t make any decisions when you`re ANGRY. and Never make any promises when you`re HAPPY!

I’m feeling a little off today. Would you mind turning me on?

If you admit when you’re wrong then that counts as being right… so basically, I’m always right.

They say to dream big but did they say for how long?

^Think G R E E N.. i`m telling you-it`s the cleanest thought^ ")

I`m reading a book about anti-gravity. It`s impossible to put down.

People say that things happen for a reason. So when I hit you up side the head, remember I had a reason.

"You can`t have everything. Where would you put it?"

Too many people buy things they don`t need, with money they don`t have, trying to impress people they don`t even like.

Life is like a rollercoaster. You can either scream everytime you hit a bump, or you can throw your hands up & enjoy the ride!

And it all comes down to the last person you think about before you fall asleep.

Luck comes when you decided to be lucky.

Asking a question is easy. Hearing the truth isn`t.

Sometimes we burn a bridge and ask ourselves afterward how we allowed it to be built in the first place

Don`t try to fix something that isn`t broken.

Silence is a wonderful way of saying things, especially when the person is not paying attention!!

People’s words affect you only as much as you let them.

In a relationship, jealousy is needed in the right amount. Not too much, and the lesser the better.

If you don`t have at least one hater, then you are not doing something right .

Hope is wishing something would happen. Faith is believing something will happen. Courage is making something happen.

When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down happy. They told me I didn`t understand the assignment. I told them they didn`t.

Sometimes it`s easier to act like you don`t care than to admit it`s killing you.

The best way to lie is to tell the truth, carefully edited truth.

I`m too humble. That`s my problem.

It’s beauty that captures your attention; personality which captures your heart <3 data-blogger-escaped-hr=""> Greatness does not happen over night

Definition of being weired: Doing the things people wish they could, but don`t.
Having problems are inevitable, but being stressed out because of those problems is an option.
There are some people in life that make you laugh a little louder, smile a little bigger and live just a little bit better.
It is okay to care what people think about you, as long as they are the people that actually matter to you.
Experience is the name men give to their mistakes.
3 Main rules in Relationships: Don`t lie, Don`t cheat, and Don`t make promises you can`t keep.
If you don`t want me to cross the line, then don`t draw one.
A person who irritates you is always the one who loves you very much but fails to express it.
Don`t make simple things complicated, try to simplify complicated things.
Just because we want something in our lives doesn`t mean we need it !
Just because you have a heart, doesn`t make you a human, you got to have emotions in that.
If you’re watching a show about saying yes to a wedding dress instead of Spike Guys Choice Awards tonight, you’re probably hungry
The less attention you give someone, the more they`ll give you.
Patience is the key to achieve your goals.
You can`t force people to stay in your life because Staying is a choice.
It`s more important to know where you`re going than to get there quickly.
If you can`t sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there worrying. It`s the worry that gets you, not the lack of sleep.
The secret to happiness is not in doing what one likes to do, but in liking what one has to do.
The biggest problem in life isn`t the problem itself, but how people act upon it.
Instead of focusing on what’s missing, learn to appreciate what’s there.
The past cannot be changed, forgotten, edited or erased. It can only be accepted.
There are 3 things in life, that should never be broken: Heart, promises, and friendship.
Don`t promise when you`re happy, Don`t reply when you`re angry, and Don`t decide when you`re sad.
You have to have a bad day every once in a while. Otherwise you`ll never know what a good day feels like.
Life is full of fake people. Before you decide to judge them, make sure you`re not one of them.
I`m not curious.. I was just asking *wink*
When something is gained, something else is also lost.
Decisions are the hardest moves to make specially when its a choice between what you should be and what you want to be.
Stay strong, beautiful. Because things will get better. it might be stromy now but it can`t rain forever <3 data-blogger-escaped-hr=""> People who gossip with you, most likely gossip about you.
The distance between genius and insanity is measured only by success .
Nobody knows everything but everybody knows something!!!
If it`s important to you, you will find a way. If it`s not important to you, you will find an excuse.
The scars you can`t see are the hardest to heal.
If you keep hiding things to the world, eventually, the world comes knocking on your door.
Faking a smile is the most painful lie but the most effective way to hide from all the questions.
Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won’t keep you there.
"Dont underestimate the power of stupid people in large numbers"
You know he really cares when he asks whats wrong, and you tell him `nothing`, but he waits for the real answer.
This is your life and your world. Shape it, or else some other person will.
If You are not haPpY being SINGLE ! You wi|l never be haPpY In a ReLationshIp ! ... GeT YouR Own Life fiist , ...Then try to share it wIth someone.......!!!
It`s better to say too much than to never say what you needed to say.
Maybe being nice is more important than being cool.
“Real friends are easier to meet when you’re in need rather than when they’re in need.”
Life is not fair, but life is not fair for everyone... which actually makes it fair
The biggest problem for one person may be the smallest problem for others. It just depends on how they see it.
To be happy, DON`T do whatever you LIKE! LIKE whatever you DO! Happiness comes not from having much to live on, but.. much to live for.
Sometimes you have to play hard to get to find out, if the person’s feelings are real
If you leave without a reason, don`t come back with an excuse.
If you want to change your life, change your mind.
Listen to your elders advices, not because they are always right, but because they have more experiences of being wrong.
How much you put into a relationship determines how much it will hurt when it ends.
Sometimes, it`s ok to let go of some people, to help them understand your value and importance in the future!
Silence is a friend who will never betray.
There are two reasons people don`t talk about something. Either it means nothing or it means everything.♥
Relationship ends when you break your commitments. Friendship ends when you stop trusting each other.
Whoever wants to be a judge of human nature should study people`s excuses
Silence & smiles are two powerful tools. Smiling is the way to "solve" problems & silence is the way to "avoid" them.
The biggest problem for one person may be the smallest problem for others. It just depends on how they see it.
The most desired gift of love is not diamonds or roses or chocolate. It is focused attention
Not having any haters is impossible because you can`t please everyone.
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“No” is not a negative word. Saying “No” can save you from some of the life`s greatest pains

Don`t do something permanently stupid because you`re temporarily upset.

Be mindful what you toss away, be careful what you push away, and think hard before walking away.

life is the ticket to the greatest show on earth.

Don`t look back and ask why. Look ahead and say why not

i`m not worrying, i`m thinking ahead...

Never regret. If its good, its wonderful. If its bad, its experience.

"If you overlook the way right before your eyes, how will you recognize the path beneath your feet?"

A good person let`s go and forgives even the most painful of things, a great person also forget`s them.

BOYS, If you can’t stand women’s moodiness n women’s questions, don’t court one.

Nothing will work unless you start working.

Don`t be irreplaceable. If you can`t be replaced, you can`t be promoted.

I’m too lazy to search what PROCRASTINATION means… so, I’ll GOOGLE it tomorrow

---> insert clever status here <--- data-blogger-escaped-hr=""> Sometimes people have to cry out all their tears to make room for a heart full of smiles.

Improvement starts with "I"
If being apathetic is wrong, then I don’t care.
Google “Chuck Norris” and then click I’m feeling lucky.
The only man who never makes a mistake is the man who never does anything...
Why do people lie and cheat? Because they know its easier to get forgiveness than permission
When odds are one in a million, be that one.
Some people think NO is a negative word. But sometimes saying NO can save you from life`s greatest pains!
the two best times to keep your mouth shut are when you`re swimming and when you`re angry.
May you always be treated the way you treat others.
Life`s like a pen. You can use white out to cover the mistakes up, but you`ll always be reminded of where you went wrong.
There are more important things in life than money. The trouble is they all cost money. ツ
"You`re nothing to me." "Why??" "Because nothing lasts forever.."
How to get your teen to clean their room? Tell them you love doing it for them because then you get to snoop around in their stuff!
I think, therefore I like
If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again it was probably worth it.
Sometimes we expect more from others because we would be willing to do that much for them….
Trust is hard to gain, yet easy to lose.
Never apologise for saying what you feel, its like saying "sorry for being real"
Troubles keep me interested in my life :)
Step backward doesn`t always mean we`re defeated. It means we`re going to take the same step forward again, but.. wiser.
Never make permanent decisions on temporary feelings.
people who laugh the most have experienced the most pain
An ugly pesonality can destroy a pretty face...
Why give second chances when there are people waiting for their first?
i don`t need a certain number of friends, just a number of friends i can be certain of.
Regret is looking back. Worry is looking forward. Hope is looking up.
Quitters never reach success, successes never quit.
Nothing is Impossible, because IMPOSSIBLE itself says, I’M POSSIBLE.
Make them wonder why you`re still smiling.
Confucius says "Love one another." If it doesn`t work, just interchange the last two words.
If you like water than you already like 72% of me. :)
I don’t wish to be everything to everyone, but I would like to be something to someone.
Only two things I wish EVERYTHING AND NOTHING: Everything that makes you happy and nothing makes you suffer Happy new year!
I am 100% sure you are reading my status right now
You might say I`m a dreamer, but I`m not the only one - John Lennon
Believe those who are seeking the truth. Doubt those who find it.
I am a part of all that I have met.
Money can’t buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy.
You can`t be late until you show up.
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. :)
has learned that you can`t please everyone... but you can piss them all off at the same time!
Don’t ever wrestle with a pig. You’ll both get dirty, but the pig will enjoy it.
put your hands up if you think I’m crazy… think again who’s the one sticking their hand up in front of the computer
If you admit when you’re wrong then that counts as being right… so basically, I’m always right.
Nobody can go back and start a new beginning ,,,but anyone can start today and make a new ending.
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the more you have the longer you live.
The 3 C`s of life...Choice, Chance, Change.. You must make the Choice to take the Chance if u want anything to Change.
There are two kinds of secrets: 1. Those we keep from others. 2. Those we hide from ourselves.
good judgment comes from experience. sometimes, experience comes from bad judgment.
Promise only what you can deliver. Then deliver more than you promise.
R - Reigniting I - Inspirations S - Strive for E - Excellence
A girl`s laughter is much more cheerful than a boy`s. But a boy`s tear is much more meaningful than a girl`s.
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