I'd love to ask how old you are, but unfortunately I know you can't count that high.
Them: Here's 10p - go and tell your mum you're not coming home You: Here's a pound - go and buy yourself some breath freshener
Them: I never forget a face You: Neither do I but in your case I'll make an exception
Haven't I seen your face before - on a police poster?
Look who's talking - I bet when you go to the zoo you have to buy two tickets: one to get in and another to get out.
I think the sun shines out of your arse. Well, you're living proof that even a turd can be polished.
Let's be honest with each other . . . we've both come here for the same reasons. Yes, you're right. Let's go and pull some girls.
Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today
Brains aren't everything. In fact in your case they're nothing
Don't let you mind wander - it's far too small to be let out on its own
He doesn't know the meaning of the word "fear" - but then again he doesn't know the meaning of most words
I don't know what makes you so dumb but it really works
You should learn from your parents mistakes - try using some birth control.
He does the work of three men: Curly, Larry and Moe
Let's be honest with each other . . . we've both come here for the same reasons. Yes, you're right. Let's go and pull some girls.
Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today
Brains aren't everything. In fact in your case they're nothing
Don't let you mind wander - it's far too small to be let out on its own
He doesn't know the meaning of the word "fear" - but then again he doesn't know the meaning of most words
I don't know what makes you so dumb but it really works
Your face looks like you've been using it as a doorstop
Your face would not only stop a door, but also most clocks and a herd of charging buffalo
If your face had "Welcome" written on it, it would make a perfect doormat
If you put your face by a door, no one would ever come in
Your face is such a mess, when you practice diving why don't you make sure the pool has water in next time.
Them: You: Here's 10p - go and tell your mum you're not coming home Here's a pound - go and buy yourself some breath freshener
He campaigned to have the only Bar in his town closed. When it did, he moved away.
He'll take off his jacket and put it on the seat next to him on the train, just to stop a pregnant lady from sitting down.
He folds his newspaper on the bus so that the guy sitting across from him has to read the news upside down.
You couldn't warn to him even if you were both cremated together.
We have strange and wonderful relationship. You're strange and I'm wonderful.
You get plenty of exercise jumping to conclusions, pushing you luck, beating around the bush, and dodging the issue.
Gravity doesn't exist. Earth sucks.
A Short Description about youself
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