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last night I lay in my bed looking at the beautiful stars, the moon and the sky.... then I thought where the fuck is my roof??

mary had a little lamb,its name was little ralph,its burnin in a field right nowcos its got foot and mouth

Mary had 2 little lambs their names were Jack and Gypsy. One day they got foot and mouth and now they're black andcrispy.

sex is like maths: Add the bed, subtractclothes, divide the legs... and MULTIPLY!

how do you keep an idiot in suspense ??? ............. ............ ...tell you later !!!

At this moment 5 million are having sex 2 million are in gun fights 91milliom at a party and one sad fucker is reading this SMS

farmer Joneshas got no sheep, isn't life a drag? coz they're all burning in a field he's got no sheep to shag

Kiss's r blown + kiss's r wasted kiss's rnt kiss's unless they r tasted, kiss's spread germz + germz hated, so kiss me BABE im vacinated!

How many letters are in the Alphabet?? Nineteen. Because ET went Home on a UFO and the FBI went after him!

Group of sheep in field, one says i dont feel well. The others reply shut the fuck up your get us all shot.

Your teeth are so yellow, ican't believe it's not butter!!!

Your birthcertificate is an apology letter from thecondom factory.

Yo mama's so ugly, even the elephant man paid to see her.

Mary had a smelly minge with pubes as dark ascharcoal.So most the men go round the back and stick it up her arsehole!

What is the difference between blondes and traffic signs? Some traffic signs say stop

This is your mobile operator and we just found out you are too dumb to use your phone, so please put it on ground and start jumping on it . Thank you i l i lo i lov i love i love y i love yo i love young girls with Shaven Pussys!

!!News flash!! Indian earthquake kills 50 000! USA sending food. Australia sendingclothes. britain sending ... ... ... Replacements

what did the blondes womens left leg say to the blonde womens right leg? don't know they never met!

*Newsflash* The FA have just announced gary gliter the next Englandcoach. The appontmentcollapsed after he tried to put seaman in the under 15's

ba ba white sheep grazing on sum grass when a maff official shoots it up the ass burnt by mornin fumes fill the sky less meat 4 kebabs & shepherds pie

Pleas turn your mobile phone upside down now!!! Hurry 370HSSV 0773H

This time im sure about wat i feel & im gonna say it i

mary had a little lamb she also had a duck, she put them on the mantlepiece to see if they would fuck!

whats the difference between a mini tampon..a middle tampon and a large tampon?....they r all stuck upcunts!

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