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Principles of student life. Love your bed, It’s your temple. Relax in the days, so that you can sleep at night. Books are holy, so dont touch.
All i want you is to be courageous Be calm and be self equipped with facts and figures to conquer this exams battle. I wish you is best of luck in your exams
First line to write in exams: “All the answers written below are imaginary and work of my creative mind. Any resemblence to text book is unintentional and purely accidental”
If a paper comes very tough in exam. Just close your eyes for a moment. Take a deep breath and say loudly. . . . This is a very interesting subject, I want to study it again.
How 2 spnd 3hrs in xam hall? (2pm to 5pm) 2:00- 2:10 writ d reg no&sub cod 2:10-2:40 read carful d instrctn given 2:40-3:40 read d questn paper twice 3:40-4:15 see if you understand any question 4:15-4:20 ask 4 water & drnk 4:20-4:50 check whether u’ve filled al d details carfuly #Last 10 mnts relax..
To accomplish great things, We must not only act, But also dream, Not only plan but also believe, Best wishes for your exam.
Wats d height of hope?? It is: sittin in d exam hall, holdin d question paper in hand n tellin ur self “dude,dnt worry. Exams wil get postponed!”
My nights are going sleepless, my days are going useless. So I asked GOD, "is this love?". GOD replied, "no dear, result is near".
Exams are like Girl friends - Too many questions - Difficult to understand - More explanation is needed - Result is always fail!
Xams are there, at the paper u stare; the answer is nowhere, which makes u pull ur hair. The teachers make u glare, the grades r not fair, but just like the past 20 yrs, WE DONT CARE !!
It takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper that we use to write one exam. join us in promoting the noble cause of saving trees. SAY NO TO EXAMS.
Rain of summer, snow of winter, grace of autumn, glory of spring, May beauty of every season give ur heart a beautiful reason 2 smile. May God suceed u in every exams of ur life. Good luck & all the best
eXams are there, at the paper u stare; the answer is nowhere, which makes u pull ur hair. The teachers make u glare, the grades r not fair, but just like the past 20 yrs, WE DONT CARE !!
“The probability of a topic coming in exam increases exponentially, if one decides to leave the topic completely….”
Lovely days in my life : Childhood days, School days & collage days, Horrible days in my life : “only exam days”
To be a "Good professional", always start to study late for "Exams". Because it teaches how to manage "Time" and tackle "Emergencies"!!
Congratulations! Good news for Harvard University students Exams of Uni have been postponed upto june To confirm goto site www.StopDreaming&StartStudying.com
WHY STUDENT FAIL Sundays-52 in a year,Days left 313 Summer holidays 50,Days left 263 8 hrs daily sleep-130 days GONe, Days left 141 1 hr daily playing means 15 days,Days left 126 2 hrs daily for eating means 30 days.Days left 96, 1 hr talking means 15 days.,Days left 81 Exams days 35 days,Days left 46 Eid & Gov holidays 20, Days left 26 Movies,TV at least 25 days,Days left 1 That 1 day is your BIRTHDAY.
Human brain is the most outstanding object in world. It functions 24hrs a day, 365days a year. It functions right from the time we are born, and stop only when we enter the examination hall.
What is FEAR ? ? FEAR is…. that deep, wrenching feeling when pages of your book still smell new, just 1 day before EXAM.
The Law Says “If U Can’t Convince Them Then At least Confuse Them” Do You Know Which Law It Is? . . . This Is “Law Of Answering In Examination”
Cricket is getting excited day by day with the introduction of ICL n T20… Same rules should be applied in Examz! (1) Exams Timing Should Be Reduced To One Hour. (2) Power Play – No Invigilator In Exam Hall For 1st 15 mins. (3) Cheer Leaders – To Dance After Every Right Answer Written. (4) Strategic Time-Out – Time For Students For Discussion. (5) Super Over – Chance For Students To Form Their Own Question.
According to newton’s 4th law for exams- every book will continue to be at rest or covered with dust until some external or internal exam moves it!
Education is an organized system through which we waste half of our life to learn how to waste the remaining half of our life!
The Most Unfulfilled Desire Of All Science Students Is… A Bomb Should Have Fallen Instead Of An Apple On NEWTON…:D
A GENIUS Is A Person Who Can Do For $1 What Any Fool Can Do For $100″ -As Such V Complete Syllabus In 1 Day, That Lecturers Try In 1 Semester !!
Fights for friends. Joyful trips. Examination fever. Suspense of results. Making parodies of teachers. Joking with juniors. Carefree laughters. Gossips about affairs. Just everything…. People call it ill manners. We call it life.
Teacher: What is the difference between Landline and Mobile Phone..? Sardar: On landline we dial number with our finger while on mobile we dial number with our thumb.
Rain of summer, snow of winter, grace of autumn, glory of spring, May beauty of every season give ur heart a beautiful reason 2 smile. May God suceed u in every exams of ur life. Good luck & all the best
Take chit in the exam, scratch and show to your nearest teacher win a trip to principal’s office and enjoy 3 days holiday at home Hurry, offer valid till exam last!!!!
A student grabbed a coin, Flipped it in the air & said, “Head, I go to sleep.” Tail, I watch a movie. If it stands on the edge I’ll study:p
What is M A T H S…..? . . . . . . . M-Mental A-Attack T-To H-Healthy S-Student
How many days it will take to read a book of 1000 pages? writer: 6 months doctor: 2 months lawyer: 1 month profsr: 1 week student: only in one night right before the exam.
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