Q: What did the blonde girl name her pet Zebra? A: Spot.
Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back? A: From crawling across the street when the pedestrian sign said "DON'T WALK".
Q: What does a blonde Owl say? A: What, what?
Q: What do you see when you look directly into a blonde's eyes? A: The back of her head.
Q: What did the Dumb Blonde do when she went to a film that had an NC-17 (no under 17's) rating? A: Went home and got 16 friends.
Q: What do you call a blond behind a steering wheel? A: An air bag.
Q: How do you tell if a blonde writes Mysteries? A: She's got a checkbook.
Q: How can you tell a FAX has been sent from a blonde? A: There's a stamp on it.
Q: How did the blonde try to kill the bird? A: Threw it off a cliff.
Q: Why can't blondes put in light bulbs? A: Keep breakin em' with hammers.
Q: What's the difference between blondes and McDonald's? A: A blonde serves more people in a night.
Q: What happens when a blonde developes Alzheimers? A: Her IQ goes up.
Q: Why are there no dumb brunettes? A: Peroxide.
Q: What's the guaranteed method to totally confuse a Blonde Man? A: Ask him to alphabetise a King-size bag of M&Ms.
Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch? A: To turn the blinker off.
Q: When is it legal to shoot a blonde in the head? A: When you have a tire pump to reinflate it.
Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blondes head? A: A Space Invader.
Q: What's the difference between a dumb blonde and a supermarket trolley? A: The supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.
Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook? A: Manages to get the Pop Tarts out the toaster in one piece.
Q: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes? A: A mental block.
Q: How many stupid blondes does it take to make a circuit? A: Two - one to stand inside the bath, the other to pass the hair dryer.
Q: What's the diff between a blonde and a computer? A: You only have to punch information into a computer once.
Q: Did you hear about the dumb blonde couple that were found frozen to death in their car at a drive-in movie theater? A: They went to see "Closed for the Winter".
Q: What's a dumb Blondes favorite rock group? A: Air Supply.
Q: Why is it okay for blondes to catch a cold? A: No need for em to worry about blowing their brains out.
Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common? A: The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.
Q: How did the blonde die drinking milk? A: The cow fell on top of her.
Q: What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? A: Last year's hide and seek champion.
Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat? A: In case she locks the keys in her car.
Q: What does a postcard from a blonde's vacation say? A: Having a fantastic time. Where am I?
Q: How do you keep a blonde in suspense? A: Present her with a mirror and tell her to wait for the other person to say "Hello"
Q: Why are blonde's immune to Mad Cow Disease? A: It only affects the brain.
Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a natural blonde? A: Blow in her ear - if natural, watch as she floats...
Q: What do you call blonde twins doing bubble gum commercials? A: Double-dumb.
Q: Where do you look for blonde's obituaries? A: Under "Home Improvements."
Q: Why did the blonde go to the rehab center? A: Because she thought she was hooked on phonics.
Q: What is foreplay for a blonde? A: 30 mins of begging.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board? A: It's quite difficult opening the legs of an Ironing Board.
Q: What do you call 4 blondes lying on the ground? A: An air mattress.
Q: What would you do if a Blond threw a hand grenade right at you? A: You'd pull the pin and throw it back.
Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? A: Run like hell....she's got a hand grenade in her mouth.
Q: What's the difference between a pit bull and a blonde with PMS? A: Lipstick.
Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a Mercedes? A: You don't lend the Merc out to your friend.
Q: What do a bowling ball and a blonde have in common? A: Sooner or later they'll both end up in the gutter.
Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? A: She didn't want to waken the sleeping pills.
Q: How many blondes does it take to play tag? A: One.
Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short? A: So brunettes can remember them.
Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance? A: 144 blondes.
Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday mornings? A: Tell them a joke on Friday night.
Q: How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves? A: She fell out of the tree.
Q: How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? A: Wave to her.
Q: Why do blondes wear shoulder pads? A: (With a rocking of the head from side to side) Well...Like, I dunno!
Q: What's the difference between a smart blonde and the Yeti? A: Yeti has been spotted.
Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory? A: For throwing out the W's.
Q: What did they name the offspring of a blonde and a Puerto Rican? A: Retardo.
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