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Box of Tampax ---- $8 Bottle of Midol -----$6 New Sweatpants --$12 The fact that the male Walmart cashier wouldn`t even look me in the eye, like I might eat his soul or something... $PRICELESS$ Best first day of my period, EVER!!!

Girl you`re so plastic, you could be recycled.

Guys, you must know that if a girl loved you then, chances are she still loves you now.

Girls, when a friend is drunk, never allow her to dial, drive or leave with a random guy (:

I hate texting you first, because it feels like I`m annoying you.

Awe that`s cute, how many OTHER girls did you say that too?

If a girl admits that she likes you, know that it took her every ounce of courage she has. Don`t take her for granted

Women need a reason to cheat, men just need another women...

Dear hair, if you just cooperated in the first place we wouldn`t have to do this the hard way. sincerely, girl with a flat iron

If a guy really loves a girl, the one and only thing he wanna change is her Last Name.

I need no reason to love you, but I need thousands of reasons to leave you.

Every girl deserves that one guy to make her smile and forget she ever had a broken heart.

I would love to see the "pretty girls" in my school remove their make up.

If you want me, show me. If you need me, tell me. If you have me, show me off. If I`m worth it, fight for me

Find someone who isn`t afraid to admit that they miss you. Someone who knows you`re not perfect, but treats you as if you are

Real Men don’t love the most beautiful girl in the world, they love the girl who can make their world the most beautiful.

I`d rather hear a guy say "I made plans for us," instead of the usual "I dunno, it`s whatever you wanna do."

I just want a guy to say this to me when I`m in a situation "Don`t be afraid. I`m here."

Last year I didn`t even know his name. But this year? I write it more then my own

A good friend once told me, "Don`t be a woman who needs a man," "be a woman a man needs!"

Guys have no idea how long something they said can stay in a girls head

Don`t hold my hand if you aren`t willing to take everything that comes with it

They`re called "skinny jeans" not "make you skinny jeans".

When a girl says, "I`m done," it really means, "fight for me."

A real woman avoids drama, she knows her time is precious and she`s not wasting it on unimportant people or things.

Boys are players; that`s a known fact; don`t get mad at them; just play them back.

I miss you, but I`m not going to text you first, because I want to see if you miss me more.

Sometimes the girl who`s always been there for everyone else, needs someone to be there for her.

No girl should ever forget that she doesn`t need someone, who doesn`t need her.

No one has the right to judge you. They might have heard the stories, but they didn`t feel what you felt in your heart.

Dear ladies.. All men with money aren`t smart. Sometimes a man`s money grows, but he doesn`t.

I wonder if Mr. Right exists. I`ve already met Mr. Player, Mr. Psycho, Mr. Lazy, Mr. User and Mr. Know it all.

Men are like a deck of cards. You`ll find the occasional king, but most are jacks:

The best feeling in the world is when you are about to look at him but realize that he is already staring at you.

As my boyfriend, you have an amazing taste in girls ;)

I’d love to see myself from a boy’s perspective.

Nice guys are found at every corner of the earth...too bad the earth is round.

Talking with your best friends about boys who you have crushes on.

If you leave without a reason, Don`t come back with an excuse.

I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it...so I said "Implants?"

Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.

Women should not have children after 35. Really... 35 children are enough.

Why is a bra singular and panties plural?

How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!


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