Girls Facebook Status
Dear Lord: I pray for wisdom to understand my man, love to forgive him, and patience for his moods, because, Lord, if I pray for strength ill beat him to death. AMEN
You`re as chocolate, as you always make me feel better.
I`m a girl who usually laughs at her mistakes, so excuse me if I laugh in your face.
If a girl gets a free drink, it doesn`t mean she`ll be interested in you, it`ll only mean "YAY FREE DRINK!"
You show me a woman who doesn't feel guilty and I'll show you a man.
If a girl compliments your dress, then you're wearing a pretty dress. If a guy compliments your dress, then you're wearing a slutty dress
Women are angels, and when someone breaks our wings, we continue to fly...on a broomstick. We're flexible that way.
If you're on the show "16 and Pregnant" you have a pretty good chance of being on the follow-up show "32 and a Grandmother"
to do the same as well!
A woman rarely discards one lover until she is sure of another.
Got my hair done again. I’m so blonde now I can barely spell my last name.
Women like silent men, they think they’re listening.
smiling is the best makeup a girl can wear
What do I do when I see someone EXTREMELY GORGEOUS? I stare, I smile & when I get tired, I put the mirror down.
Someday your prince charming will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
Women are like police, they can have all the evidence in the world but they still want a confession
I saw an elderly women wearing a "Guess" sweatshirt the other day so I said ...82?? She didnt smile
I cheated on my fears, broke up with my doubts, got engaged to my faith and now I'm marrying my dreams
If a girl destroys your house, keys your car, and tries to get you arrested, its not love. She's crazy
Why is it that all females have an attraction towards a stripper pole ?? Its like a magnet !!
Whenever I meet a new girl, I introduce myself by shaking hands with my left hand. I don't want her to meet her competition right away
I borrowed my wife’s GPS. All it’s doing is yelling at me to slow down.
Always believe a woman when she says: “You don’t want to know!”
If men can go around joggin shirtless... I believe "SOME" women should be able
Just because you were happy with him, doesn`t mean you can`t be happy without
him
The man of my dreams is never around when I`m awake.
Boy, you`ve got me like Nemo, lost.
Saying that I`m fat in front of people just to hear that I`m not fat.
You remind me of my next boyfriend.
Sometimes I wish I was a little girl again, because bruised knees heal faster than broken hearts.
Girls, you will start to get hurt the moment you start to care!
Dear periods, you are the true definition of "bloody hell." Sincerely, women.
Girls, rather than choose a guy who kind only to you, choose a guy who kind to everyone ♥
That awkward moment when the guy you like doesn`t reply to your text and you feel like jumping off the top of a building.
Ladies be careful.. A player might take an occasional timeout, be he`ll always return to the game!
When a girl says "have fun" to a boy, It normally means: "Have a freakin` horrible time."
At first, we pretend not to want their attention and then later we will do anything to get that attention - life of a girl.
Don`t be the woman that needs a man; guys take advantage of those people. Be the woman a man needs.
treat yourself as a queen, and you`ll attract a king!
Some guys are like commercials, you can`t believe a word they say
Just because her eyes don’t tear doesn’t mean her heart doesn’t cry....
Stop wanting his attention, and watch as he starts wanting yours. Works all the time:) we want what we don`t have.
Don`t let his sweet words FOOL you!
Sometimes I`m an angel, sometimes I`m cruel. But when it comes to love I`m just another fool.
The right person will love all the things about you that the wrong person took for granted.
A real woman doesn`t count how many guys she had in her life, but how many times she resisted guys for the man she really loves.
What do you call a guy who makes jokes about girls being in the kitchen? single
Men wear the pants in the relationship but women control the zipper.
That feeling after taking off heels.
Behind every hurt, sad, depressed girl who has no trust for guys is the dirt bag that made her that way.
Every girl has her bestfriend, her boyfriend, and her love. If she`s lucky, they`re all the same person.
Girls are like bluetooth, they are connected to you when you are around and when you are gone they find new ones but boys are like wifi, they are connected to different devices.
Ever since I met you, it hasn`t been the same. All you got me doing is drawing hearts around your name.
Do not cheat on a girl. We girls talk, we WILL know, and we WILL find out, and we WILL dump you.
Google must be a woman, it knows everything.
Every girl who looks happy with all those smiles and endless laughter, there’s this guy who made her so good at pretending.
He`s the kind of guy who makes you love your name just because he says it.
Never let a girl think she has a chance when you know she doesn`t.
You can`t turn a bad girl good. But once a good girl`s gone bad, she`s gone forever.
The awkward moment when your boyfriend`s hair is so much better than yours
A woman should know how to look like a girl, how to act like a lady, how to think like a man.
A real woman doesn't count how many guys she had in her life, but how many times she resisted guys for the man she really loves.
I don`t want to be your "favorite" or your "best". I want to be your "only", and f*ck the rest.
Call a girl pretty and she will remember it for 5 minutes. Call a girl ugly and she will remember it forever.
The hardest guy to get over is the one you never had.
Girls give & forgive. Boys get & forget.
Guy: "Hey girl, what`s your sexy name?" Girl: "Taken!"
The best accessory a girl can own is confidence.
I`m a girl. I can be complicated without explanations.
Go shopping. There is nothing that makes a woman feel better about herself than buying a new wardrobe.
3 things that I want in a relationship: Eyes that won`t cry, Lips that won`t lie, and Love that won`t die!
3 Main Reasons A girl Will Stop texting back:
1) You said something that pissed her off
2) YOu just started 2 get boring
3) She just fell asleep.
Behind every succesful man there is a women;so dont waste time in studies .....just find a women
A man`s kiss is his signature.
Behind every girl and boy with trust issues is an ex who caused them .
Boys are like stars, there are millions of them out there, but only one can make your dreams come true.
All girls want is someone special to want them back
I’m a girl. I overreact. I underestimate. I overestimate. I over think everything. I dream big. And when I say I love you, I’m not lying.
Girls do not dress for boys. They dress for themselves, and each other. If girls dressed for boys, they`d just walk around naked.
The best boyfriend isn’t the best looking, funniest, or the richest. It’s the 1 who`ll make u feel gorgeous, hilarious, & loves u best.
Girls.. If people talk behind your back, it simply means you are several steps ahead of them. Keep going!
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If someone smells good, yes it does make them 10x more attractive.
You are the boy, and I am the girl. You text me first or we`re not going to talk today.
Dear boy, our small and silly conversation means more to me than you`ll ever know.
When you can`t appreciate a woman when she is doing her best for you, then do not expect her to be there in your time of need.
Behind my smile is a hurting heart. Behind my laughs I’m falling apart. Look at me closely and you will see: The girl I am just isn’t me.
If you want me, then show it. I`m not going to wait for you for my entire life.
The worst thing a guy can do is make a girl fall for him with no intentions of catching her
Dear Girls, Always remember The charming ones are just better liars.
I heard you are good in Algebra. Can you substitute my X without asking Y???
I blame Disney for my high expectations of boys!
You don`t always have to kiss a lot of frogs to recognize a Prince when you find one.
I like when boys text you first and say "Good morning"
Every girl needs someone to make her laugh, even if she thinks she will never smile again
I look like YES and you look like NO
Girls never mind staying up a bit longer just to talk to a guy they love :)
Why do guys cheat on PRETTY girls with UGLY girls?
I never believed any guy that told me I was beautiful. Thats when you came along and changed that <3 data-blogger-escaped-:="" data-blogger-escaped-hr="" data-blogger-escaped-i="" data-blogger-escaped-love="" data-blogger-escaped-you=""> I wasn`t born a princess, but if the crown fits... :) ♥
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