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...I need ideas people
like this and I’ll tell you what profession I think you will have.
Like this if you think you can do better
☠ ☠ ☠ Pirates hijacked my Facebook status! ☠ ☠ ☠
When Facebook starts showing how many times you have visited someone`s profile, we`re all screwed.
I’m starting a story. Each person who comments - add the next sentence in the story! Here’s the first sentence: “It was a monday morning at school…”
Fun Status Game!! reach for the nearest book and comment on this status with the second line of the second paragraph on page 20.
Look at your status, now back to mine. Now back to yours, now back to mine. Sadly, yours isn`t mine. But if you stopped posting useless idiocy and made this your status, yours could be like mine. Look down, back up.Where are you? You`re on Facebook, reading the status your status could be like. Anything is possible when your status has a point. I`m on a computer
Just wanted to let you know that you are my BFBFF… Best Facebook Friend Forever..
Study...study...stud....sta....ah....staf.....stafay....fay....face....facebook :D
YES, Facebook, I already CHECKED that notification, now can you please get rid of that little red number?!
Facebook is like a refrigerator. You get bored and keep checking, but nothing ever changes.
Wow! You`re photos really don`t look like you in real life. Maybe you`ve edited them too much?
Liking your own status on Facebook..is like high fiving yourself in public :)
I think Facebook needs a "NOBODY CARES" button right below the status update.
a game *Me: =.=
Hi,my name is _________ and I`m a likeoholic.
LIKE If cleaning your room used to mean shoving everything under your bed or in your closet
If your relationship status says, "It`s complicated" you should stop kidding yourself and change it to "Single" :)
LIKE if you`re online ;)
L.....wait for it......IKE! :)
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY!"..."aww u remembered my birthday?"..."ofcourse!, LOL Facebook told me!" :D
EVERYBODY`s online ,except the one u actually want :(
I always (LIKE)
If you were a facebook status, I would Like you. And if you were a tweet, I would Retweet U! ;)
Like my status and I`ll tell you:
1.how we met
2.my first impression of you
3.what i like about you
4.favorite memory with you
5.a color that reminds me of you
facebook needs a wtf button!
Facebook is my mouth. YouTube is my ears. Twitter is my heart.
Poking; The weirdest sign of affection!
Who’s that sexy beast…………..oh I clicked on my own profile again!!
Don`t flatter yourself, I sent a friend request not a marriage proposal.
Your real friends write on your Facebook wall when its Not Your Birthday.
Posting Your Favourite SuperHero As Your Profile Picture.
The awkward moment when you realize your status fails.
Facebook needs a get a life button.
"I got to show you who I`m talking about, let`s get on facebook."
Facebook is like Jail, you sit around and waste time, You write on walls, play useless games and you get poked by weird people...
People liking my status from a week ago on Facebook proves that I have stalkers.
Looking at people`s mutual friends and saying "OMG HOW DO YOU KNOW THEM"
LIKE this if you need a vacation!
Dear Facebook, you are my favorite distraction.
Facebook is the only place where it’s acceptable to talk to a wall.
That akward moment when someone you really hate send you a friend request..
"*News Flash* cure found for Facebook addiction press "Alt + f4" for answer"
Inbox (1) makes me happy... Notifications (1000000) does not.
*you have 1 notification* Me:"excited" clicks *Someone has sent you request in
When I read your status , I mentally correct your grammar mistakes.
Right now, all across the world, people are partying, falling in love and making the most of life. Me?...I`m on facebook! :)
If u feel a bit lonely, 4gotten or just need someone to cheer you up remember....you can always change your birthday on facebook.
If facebook were to crash, America would be full of people walking around towns across the country, talking to walls and poking people...
When someone likes your status that you shared about a week ago and you think to yourself, "They must stalk me."
Yes my status is about you, I was just hoping you got the hint.
Seeing a status update and wondering if it`s about you, but not having the courage to ask.
"How do I reply to that comment??.. Yeah I`ll just like it"
That one friend who is online at 4 am.
"Hey, i`ll be back in 5 minutes..." In case I`m not... Just read the above sentence again." :)
The Awkward moment when you get no likes so you delete your post :/
being on facebook with nothing better to do so you just like random “likes” and blow peoples wall up
That’s it i’m logging out now. Oooooooh look, a notification!
We all have those entertaining facebook fights ♥
Facebook always asks me "What`s on your mind?", .. .. and most of the times, I just copy & paste from others mind..
Before Facebook, I never realized so many people had birthdays...
you don`t have to like me. I`m not a facebook status.. :)
Facebook... Why am I so addicted to you???
Facebook is like a refrigerator. You get bored and keep checking, but nothing ever changes :)
Recycle your bottles not your status updates.
I also think Facebook should change "Friends" to "People with whom I have made eye contact"
no matter what you do on the computer you always end up on twitter or facebook
It`s amazing how much you discover on facebook.
In an emergency, I`d probably write status about it before calling the police.
Does anybody know how can I send an enemy request on Facebook?
Texting + Facebook= Textbook. So I`m studying.
1 friend request, 0 mutual friends, WTF?! how did you find me???? o.O
Dear whoever reads this status, SMILE cause you are Beautiful, Sincerely, me. (:
I`m in love with your statuses. You always make me smile :) ♥
39 mutual friends and still don`t know who this person is(was). (WTF)
When I die, i`m gonna have a "like" and "dislike" button on my gravestone :)
LIFE - (Facebook + Music) = Boring!
It`s not official until it`s on facebook.
Dear Facebook, I can`t believe you still haven`t gotten that dislike button. Sincerely, YouTube.
You don’t have to like me. I’m not a Facebook status.
What Is FACEBOOK ? . . . .
Its A Place Where Boy Posts Joke, Gets No Response...
And If Girl Posts The Same Joke,
She Gets 150 Likes, 300 Comments & 60 Friends Requests.
That awkward moment when one of your family members sends you a family request on Facebook.
I left MySpace for Facebook, and now I`m cheating on Facebook with Twitter
FACEBOOK FACT The people under your friends list on your wall are the people who visit your wall the most.
"Twitter is over capacity." *Refresh* "Twitter is over capacity." *Refresh* Screw it, I`m getting on Facebook.
Facebook REALLY needs a `No one cares` button
That one day fame on facebook because it`s not birthday.
Thanks to Facebook, i now know what everyone`s bathroom looks like
CAUTION: This status will self-destruct in 10 seconds. The only way to stop it is by LIKE it! :D
Morning Routine: 1. Wake Up 2. Check phone for messages 3. Check Facebook for any notifications
Facebook = You realize how different you are from people. Twitter = You realize there are people who knows exactly how you feel.
That awkward moment when someone you don`t know adds you on facebook and they message you asking who you are. B*tch, you added me!
Is it just me, or does having family members as friends on Facebook limit the things that you can say.
Log Out is the hardest button to press
I remember all my friends` birthday! Since I was on Facebook!
Facebook should get a "I don`t even know you" button, for the dumbasses who like to try to add people they don`t know.
Thanks Facebook, now I don`t know who actually remembered my birthday!
Mom, Dad and Teachers, OK, you`re on Facebook, please don`t invade Twitter now.
when a girl hacks a Facebook account "OMG hacked by Nicole LOVE YOU Bar".
when a guy hacks a Facebook account "I am gay!!"
just explained to my mom that not "liking" her status wasn’t the same as "disliking" her status. Facebook can be complicated.
Take it easy! you`re just in the wrong fb wall as I am!! ")
insert coin 2 view todayz status!! :D :D
Good hair day = New profile picture.
That awkward moment when a comment gets more “likes” than your status.
☻/ღ˚ •。* ♥ ˚ ˚✰˚ ˛★* 。 ღ˛° 。* °♥ ˚ • ★ *˚ .ღ 。 /▌*˛˚ღ •˚ ˚…just sprinkling a little Love on your profile. ~♥~˚ ✰* ★ / ˚. ★ *˛ ˚♥* ✰。˚ ˚ღ。
That awkward moment when someone comments on a really old picture and you realize they were probably stalking your page.
I`m back.. from my Facebook vacation :)
Like If : you hate when you get a notification, but it turns out to be pointless -_-
I made my Facebook status: "I kissed a girl"and then I liked it...
Sitting down real quick to check Facebook and Twitter...an hour later, I`m still there...
What is Facebook? A place where boy posts a joke there is no response ... but Girl posts same joke she get 95 likes, 35 comment, 15 friend requests..! Like if agree :P
Facebook; the only place where I can be married to my best friend, and have more than 20 siblings.
The awkward moment when someone deletes their comment on facebook and you look like you’re talking to yourself.
I`m busy "liking" everything on Facebook to counterbalance all the "unliking" I do in real life.
There`s a thin line between "I should make a status about that" and "I should talk to a therapist about that."
If my boss saw how many cool things I post on Facebook in a day, he`d stop saying I`m unproductive.
The awkward moment when someone likes your picture that you posted 8 months ago...
The first and last person to LIKE this status are the sexiest people in the whole wide world! :)
How did we spend all our time before Facebook was invented? D:
Teaching your own mother how to use Facebook is like willingly signing your own death warrant..!
Roses are red, Facebook is blue, No mutual friends, Who the f*ck are you?
Tries to fill the empty void in his life by gettign people to like his status updates.
We should put together, My Space, Facebook, Youtube, Twitter...and call it: My Face You Twitt !
is wondering if you can grow marijuana on Farmville then sell it on Mafia Wars? ;)
is updating his status to let you know his status is that he has no status.
is thinking about how everyone seems to have their face in a book but no one seems to be reading much anymore.
is wondering if i will get a notification if i like my own status. Lets find out.
says that all of his true friends will like this status. Are you his true friend?
why is it that whenever there’s two women in a profile pic the hot one is always someone else..?
NO ONES LOOKING ;) DO IT NOW
I hate when I look horrible in a group picture and the person that looks good refuses to delete it.
loves doing the “scroll of shame” the morning after drinking. That`s when I walk through all the stuff I shouldn`t have done on Facebook the night before.
I Liked your Status and now 25 notifications later........I`m hating me for Liking your status!
I`m in a cab, in a strange city, and my driver looks like he`s going to eat me. My facebook password is **** I want you to have the one thing I hold dearest to my heart.
Just deleted 10 friends - Are you next??
Dad joined facebook. . . . . .kid`s status. . .`wtf`. . . .dad asks him. . . . . `what is wtf. . ?`. . Kid replies. . . .`welcome to facebook. . .`. . . . :P
lkie fi yuo cna raed tihs whit no porlbem yuo`er jsut htat smrat.
Copy this onto your status and see what people rate you! (1) ghetto (2) wish we went out (3) talkative (4) sarcastic (5) loveable (6) crazy (7) i want you (8) spoilt (9) great parent (10) wild (11) funny (12) beautiful (13) mature (14) ugly (15) I’d take you home ;) (16) wish I had ur number (17) wierd (18) honest (19) freak (20)sexy
Comment me a color! BLACK -i hαte you. PINK -i fαncy you. PURPLE -i would dαte you. BLUE -i did love you. RED -i do love you. SILVER -we αre close. GOLD -i like you. GREEN -i will αlwαys love you. ORANGE -i think you’re sexy. YELLOW -you’re my best friend. BROWN -you’re funny. Put this αs your stαtus and see whαt colours you get!
When the mayans predicted the end of the world in 2012, they were meaning that Facebook would close.
I SAW YOUR COMMENT BEFORE YOU DELETED IT.
Life is like Facebook - People will like your problems & often comment on them, but only a few will try and help you solve them, while everyone else is too busy trying to update their status.
Press Enter to dislike the `Press Enter to post`
When your caring boyfriend/girlfriend puts you in their status cause they don’t care what their friend’s think.
I hate it when I write a sarcastic Facebook status and someone who doesn’t get it has to comment and ruin it.
That Awkward Moment When there’s nothing new on Tumblr, Facebook, or Twitter, so you just stare blankly at the screen switching tabs randomly.
Without you, I`m like... Status Update without Likes.
Facebook should change "in a relationship" to "i love my boyfriend/girlfriend" !
I don`t know you but, Facebook says its your birthday so..HAPPY BIRTHDAY! :)
A Short Description about youself
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