The awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.
Hey, I found your Nose, it was in my business again.
That awkward moment when sarcasm doesn’t work in a text..
The awkward moment when you're late for class, and when you walk in, everyone stares at you like you killed someone.
"Who's that?" "What are they doing?" "What's happening?" ; "Shut the hell up and watch the movie".
LIKE if you always wonder if someone, somewhere is doing the same exact thing as you are.
LIKE if you do this: Waking up and checking your Facebook like its the morning paper.
LIKE IF:Losing your phone in your blanket, then having to throw the blanket around until it falls out.
"Dad I'm hungry." "Nice to meet you hungry!" "Dad, I'm serious..." "I thought you were hungry?" "Are you kidding?!" "No, I'm Dad."
Today I went on thesaurus.com & searched “ninjas”. The computer told me “Ninjas cannot be found”. Well played, ninjas, well played.
The awkward moment when you check the price tag… and sadly, go away.
Dear life. When I asked if my day could get worse it was a rhetorical question not a challenge.
fri(END] , boyfri(END] , girlfri(END] Everything has an END , exept for fam(ILY] .
Pick a number, double it, add 10, divide it by 2, then minus it by the number you started with. LIKE if you got 5.
Just because I don't talk to you, or text you first, doesn't mean I don't miss you. I'm just waiting for you to miss me.
The awkward moment when someone brings up an embarrassing moment from your past that you do not wish to be reminded of.
That awkward moment when someone spells your name wrong on Facebook even though your name is RIGHT THERE!
That awkward moment when your dancing, then you turn around & you realize someone has been watching you the WHOLE time.
The awkward moment when the person you like is online and you just open the chat window but don't know what to say.
LIKE IF: You sat down to check Facebook real quick and...an hour later, you're still here.
The fact that music can induce goosebumps, draw a tear, inspire, and connect is one of my favorite parts of being a human.
The awkward moment when you think you're talking to your friend but then realize you're talking to a stranger beside you.
True: This is just Facebook, and not English class, but Damn can some of y'all at least type so we can understand what you're trying to say?
Talking louder does not make you any less wrong.
Don't underestimate the power of stupid people in large numbers
I ignore texts. I let the phone ring. It's nothing personal, but some people need to realize that sometimes I don't feel like talking.
That awkward moment when the dentist asks you a question while their whole hand is shoved in your mouth.
Oh so now I'm invisible to you? That's cool. I've always wanted a superpower.
The awkward moment when you open a birthday card and there's no money in it.
Our generation doesn’t knock on doors. We will call or text to let you know we’re outside.
When someone smells nice, it automatically makes them more attractive.
LIKE IF you put things in a safe place and then forget where the safe place is ツ
Did you know? Its impossible to say "Good Eye Might" without sounding Australian? LIKE if you tried :)
LIKE if you have like 50 t-shirts but you only wear 7 of them and complain that you have no clothes...
The awkward moment when you're at your friends house and your friend is getting yelled at so you just stand there and pet the dog.
Unwritten Facebook rule #5 : If that person isn’t in the photo, don’t tag them.
They're called "skinny jeans" not "make you skinny jeans".
Going to: ❒ Paris ❒ New York ❒ London ✔ KITCHEN, I'm hungry.
The awkward moment when halfway through telling a story you realize it is pointless.
That awkward moment when your mother compares you to another kid and she has no idea how much worse they are than you.
Why do they try to make pet food in TV commercials look good to humans?
A boy gave a girl 13 roses, 12 were real, one was fake,then the boy said to the girl, I will love you till the last rose dies.
Perfect people aren't real, and real people aren't perfect. So you can either love people for their flaws, or hate them because they're real.
Never chase love, affection, or attention. If it isn't given freely by another person, it isn't worth having.
That awkward moment after you pour your cereal into the bowl thinking you have milk... only to realize you don't have milk at all.
What Is FACEBOOK ? . . . . It's a place where a Guy posts a joke, he gets No Response... and if a Girl posts the same Joke, She gets 150 Likes, 300 Comments & 60 Friends Requests.
My alarm clock is jealous of the relationship I have with my bed. It always try to wake me up!
Facebook = Heavily populated city. Twitter = Just a vacation spot. Myspace = A ghost town.
A Short Description about youself
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