Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
Kiss my ass, and do it fast,suck my dick and do it quick.
Bad sex is better then a good day in school.
Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
Fuck Me...are those real?
Be unique and different, just say yes.
Can I flirt with you?
Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.
Do you know karate? Cos damn it honey, your body is really kickin.
Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
Umh, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
Darling, I'm new in this town - dya think I could have directions to your house.
I hope you know CPR, cos you take my breath away!
I've got the ship, you've got the harbour ... what say we tie up for the night?
I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list.
If you don't wanna have kids with me, then why don't we just practice?
Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?
That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed.
Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.
A hangover is the wrath of grapes
Everyone is entitled to my opinion
If it ain't chocolate, it ain't dessert
I don't work here. I'm a consultant
Out of Body. Back in Five Minutes
The best things in life aren't things
I like feminists; I think they're cute
I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable
Does killing time damage eternity?
How can there be self-help groups?
"Criminal Lawyer" is a redundancy
BIGAMIST --- A heavy fog in Italy
Have a nice day. . . somewhere else
Guilt -- the gift that keeps on giving
Exceptions always outnumber rules
Adults are just kids who owe money
All stressed out and no one to choke
Constipated people don't give a crap
I may not be perfect, but I'm all I got
Where there's a will, I want to be in it
Anything not nailed down is a cat toy
Never miss a good chance to shut up
All computers wait at the same speed
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder
How do you get off a non-stop flight?
How come night falls but day breaks?
How do I set the laser printer to stun?
If we quit voting will they all go away?
Is it time for your medication or mine?
INSTANT HUMAN (Just Add Coffee)
I'm not getting older...I'm getting bitter
Q: Why did the blond get fired from the banana plantation?
A: Because she threw out all the bent ones.
What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar? Ok u 2, don't start anything.
Am I getting smart with you? ....How would you know?
Bud, what happen??? tried callin many time, everytime i get operator sayin 'Sorry, The Subscriber U R Calling is having Sex, Please try again later.'
Bloke calls work : "Boss, cannae come in tae work. I'm sick"
Boss asks: "How sick are u?"
Bloke: "I'm F****ing my Sis, how sick is that???"
Love is a name, Sex is a game. Forget the name and lets play that game!
Roses are red, Pickles are green, I like ur legs and all that's between!
I like your style, you got sheer class, but babe, my god, I WANT YOUR ASS!
Hey, there is Hot-sex, Group-sex, safe-sex, phone-sex, speedy-sex, crazy-sex and for people wid ur face - NO SEX!
A Short Description about youself
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