Free Flirt sms massages part 2

New style of proposing a girl.. "i hv spent many sleepless nights in ur Luv n i dont want my son 2 do d same 4 your daughter so lets mk them brother n sister.

I wrote your name on sand it got washed. I wrote your name in air, it was blown away. then I wrote your name on my heart & i got Heart Attack.

I think you are very careless! U come & leave things behind! See now what u have left? U just came in my mind and left a smile on my face.

Government imposing new taxes. Dating Rs.10, Hug Rs.20, Kiss Rs.30, Love Rs.50. But you don”t worry, flirting is still free

U luk sweet when u read my message. U luk sweeter when u read my message & smile. U luk sweetest when u read my message, smile & reply. So, try to look sweetest.

Loading the Babe meter….. 5% 17% 26% 57% 78% 99% 100% COMPLETE Processing data.. ANALYSIS COMPLETE You are a 100% Gorgeous Babe XXX!

As days go by, my feelings get stronger, To be in ur arms, I can't wait any longer. Look into my eyes & u'll see that it's true, Day & night my thoughts r of U.

Man asked to his wife: Where do you want to go for our anniversary? She said: Some where I have never been! Man said: How about the kitchen?

I wish I was a teddy bear, that lay upon your bed, so everytime you cuddled it, you cuddled me instead.

Having a good laugh with a friend like you stimulates endorphins,the brain’s natural painkillers. So, if you need to laugh and you can’t find a friend like yourself, I can lend you my mirror.

Patient to dotor: You’ve appointed nice nurse. She take good care of patients. doctor: Yes I heard, When she slapped you.

Those who can't have u hate u, those who have u can't handle u, those who abuse u lose u, & then there are those like me who just can't refuse u!

L ====== O ====== V ====== E ====== L= loss of money. o= out of mind. v= vaste of time. e= end of life. So don’t LOVE. Only pass your time.

A peach is a peach, a plum is a plum, a kiss isn't a kiss without the tongue, so open ur mouth & close ur eyes & give ur tongue some exercise

I think; I should tell you what people are saying behind your back . . . Nice Ass!!!!!!!

Walk with me when ur hearts needs company, take my hand when u feel all alone, turn to me when u need some1 to lean on, coz I'm the one u can always depend on!

Everybody wants someone special someone innocent someone nice someone cool someone sweet someone cute someone intelligent But why always ME, ME and ME..???

Why do U think I SMS u ? Is it because I care ? Or I miss u ? Or I love u ? Or I need You ? No ! It's b'coz... I need a person for just time pass

What do you think, why I sms you? Is it because I care you OR I miss you? OR I like you? OR I need you? Na…KAKa…Na I’ve to utilize free sms package.

I used to think that dreams do not come true, but this quickly changed the moment I laid my eyes on you.

U R 100% beautiful, U R 100% lovely, U R 100% sweet, U R 100% nice, and U R 100% stupid to believe these words...

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It's a test to check your capability of Mathematics But you have 2 read this msg for only once....... ok! R u ready?? Here We Go.... 2+7 +9 -5 +4 +8 -2 +5 -4 +12 -8 THE QUESTIONS: How many Times Did u Press The Button

Hi, How are you…? Are you free tomorrow..? Can you come to me..? Because tomorrow we are opening new . . . . . Mental Hospital admission free, special offer for you.

When u feel lonely and alone & cannot see any one around you, the world seems to be fading away, come along with me I'll take u to an eye specialist!

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