Free Flirt sms massages part 1

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Hey, I just got your blood test report. U have been tested HIV positive. Report reads person has high percentage of Honey In Veins. No Wonder!

U may b out of my sight but not out of my heart. U may b out of my reach but not out of my mind. I don't know what I mean 2 u, but u'll always be special 2 me.

Without ur SMS days are like: Moanday, Tearsday, Wasteday, Thirstday, Frightday, Shattereday & Sadday. So send me SMS every day.

Three types to break mirror: 1. Throw stone on mirror. 2. Take mirror and just drop it. 3. You just go and stand before the mirror and smile.

Think Big, Think Smart, Think Positive, Think Beautiful, just Stop? It’s too long for you. So, in short ” Just Think About Me”.

I want to touch you all over again n again. . . . . . . through my heart and feeling

Today is International Handsome Boys and Beautiful Girls day! So send this message to someone who looks smart and cute… Be true.. Don’t cheat like me

whenever u feel sadness in your HEART, blackness in your EYES, paleness on your FACE, fragrance in your body, it shows u are suffering lack of vitamin "ME".

Today, tomorrow and forever there will be one heart that would always beat for you. You know whose? Hey, your own stupid.

Puppy dog asked to mummy dog: Mummy who is my Father.Mummy: Baby, keep silence, don't disturb your Father, he is reading this SMS now.

Whatever high the sky may be….. Whatever wide the River may be…. Whatever green a tree may be….. just Remember…. IT’S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!!!!!!

A - U r Attractive B - U r the Best C - U r Cute D - U r Dear 2 Me E - U r Excellent F - U r Funny G - U r Good-Looking H - hehehe I - I'm J - JOKING

Please pray for me, my condition is very serious. I am getting day by day M0re Cute M0re good l0oking L0vely and smart and there is no cure of it

Never ever reject any girls in your life..! Because, A good girls gives you happiness. and Bad girls gives you experience!

Think Big, Think Smart, Think Positive, Think Beautiful, just Stop? It’s too long for you. So, in short ” Just Think About Me”.

In the morning I do not eat because I think of you, at noon I do not eat because I think of you, in the evening I do not eat because I think of you, at night I do not sleep because I am hungry

1+1=2 eyes look at u... 12+12=24 hours thinking about u... 3+4=7 days in week missing u... 1+11=12 months I always need A SWEET PERSON like U I want to say a word to u !! . . That starts with u . . and ends on u . . that truly defines u . . that word is . . “ULLU” …..

I believe that God above created you for me to love. He picked me out from all the rest because he knew I”d love you the best!

One who somes, has a SMOKY heart, One who drinks, has an ALCOHOLIC heart... So dear U must STOP eating SWEETS... as u r already a SWEETEHART!**

I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?

Advise of a dentist Treat your girlfriend like a tooth brush. Don’t let anybody else use it & Changed it every 3 months.

Long ago, Men who sacrificed their love, youth, parents, identity, laughter and their happines were called SAINTS! Now they are called HUSBANDS!

Too many stars in the sky, too many tears that have left my eyes. Too many girls out in the blue, but they are nothing compared to you!

Never ask for hug, Just take it. Never ask do you love me, Just say I love you. Never say I can’t live without you, Just say I live for you. You have been trained. Now go and flirt

Why do girls look beautiful? is it real or due to make up? all false Girls look beautiful because . . . . boys have good IMAGINATION

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