Don't make me use UPPERCASE.
Sometimes life just needs a good, hard CTRL ALT DELETE.
Save as: "fjhdsk" ... The file "fjhdsk" already exists ... "fjhdsk 2".
You can go pretty much go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.
I'm about to like all over the place
I wish guys were like Chatroulette and you could just click "Next" to get to a good one
If I call you and you don't answer, I will sing on your voicemail.
They really need to add a “download this song illegally” button on Pandora.
The Windows Update reminder to restart your computer is like a little kid. You tell it that you'll restart later, so it goes away, then it pops up again in two minutes and says "Ok, it's later!".
How come whenever I tell someone I play guitar, they challenge me to Guitar Hero? I have never challenged a veteran to Call of Duty.
Where do all the characters go that you type on the keyboard before you realize the cursor isn't in the box?
The 3 most common lies on the internet: 1. I have read and agree to the terms of service 2. Status: offline. 3. Yes, I am over 18 years old.
Dear internet, Please stop being so awesome. Sincerely, I need to sleep.
Google turned 12 this year, which means we only have one year left to use it. When it becomes a teenager, it won`t answer anything.
You know the economy`s in trouble when America`s main export is tweets.
The computer just crashed and erased all the work I didn`t do this morning.
Have you noticed that the “lol” symbol looks like a drowning guy? I bet he’s not laughing out loud.
I Have deleted 8.5 gb woth of crap from my laptop, But the damn thing still weighs the same !!
Im never having kids, i hear they take 9 months to download!
An Apple a day keeps Windows away.
If your password is your name, you deserve to be hacked.
Spitting beer on someone is not a pick up line, trust me.
My internet is so slow, it would be faster to just drive to Google's headquarters and ask them this shit in person.
Hulu is coming to PS3. Finally I can watch TV on my TV.
Playing Minesweeper all day in honor of the Chilean mine rescue.
I wish the Microsoft Paperclip would just pop up when I'm making a questionable decision for my life.
If you're bored creating your PowerPoint presentation, everyone else will be bored when you present it.
I just wrote a Wikipedia article about your Mom.
Writing. Like. This. Doesn’t. Make. Your. Point. Any. Stronger. It. Makes. It. Look. Like. Your. Computer. Has. Asthma.
That awkward moment when you have 10 tabs open and you cant figure out which one the music is coming from.
People always talk about how “gamers” don`t have a life but actually, when you think about it, they have lots of lives...
Dear Internet users, you`re gonna regret not reading me one day, Sincerely, Terms & Condition !
YouTube "This video is not available in your country". where the hell am I from? NARNIA?
Who ever invented the "copy and paste" has saved many hours of my life.
TheSpaceButtonDoesn`tWork :-)
I changed all my passwords to "incorrect". So my computer just tells me when I forget.
Breaking News. Steve Jobs is to buy Ireland to solve the debt problem. It will be rebranded iLand.
No microsoft word, I`m pretty sure I know how to spell my name.
*Low battery* Yeah story of my life :|
I love Google. It`s like the brain I never got.
Some people can`t sleep because they have insomnia. I can`t sleep because I have Internet connection.
Everything would be easier if we could Google how a certain person felt about us!
I hate it when people go offline when u`re typing!!
If Google can`t find it, it doesn`t exist!
I`m a sinner. I lie so much about "I have read and agree to the terms of use" on websites :)
1970: What`s a Computer? 1990: Computer`s in school!!? 2000:
YOU WANNA ARGUE? BRING IT! I GOT MY CAPS LOCK ON!
I remember when Blackberry’s and apple’s were just fruit! :)
The ridiculous email addresses you make when your 8 and continue to use.
press F13……. like if you laughed ;)
I don`t know... Google it !
A Short Description about youself
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