Free Computer Facebook Status Massages
no matter you do on the computer you always end up on facebook.
Clicking "home" every 2 minutes to see if anythings changed.
"Typewriter" is the longest word, that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard!
I remember when i was a kid i went on the computer just to use paint =)
I can only type fast on my own keyboard.
Typing `lol` when your face shows less expression than a brick.
I google myself sometimes just to know what the hell I am upto. . .
Do not judge a book by its first page. Do not judge a blog by its first post.
When we are Not Working, we are Networking!
the best April Fools` prank of the year: just try searching for "Helvetica" in Google right now. Go ahead. I`ll wait.
Smartphones: The best thing to happen to bathrooms since the newspaper.
have you ever had a fly or a small bug land on your computer screen and your first reaction is to try and scare it with the cursor??
Yelling At A Video Game When You Get Killed
Type lol but your face shows less expression then a doornail
That awkward moment when you think you are typing something and you look up and there is nothing there!!
iMac+iPod+iPhone+iPad= iBroke
That awkward moment when someone`s staring at your keyboard while you`re typing your password.
That `` HELL YEAH`` moment after you read a text post that exactly tell what you really feel and think.
Sometimes when my internet is down, I forget that the rest of my computer still works...
News: "Microsoft buys Skype for $8.5 billion" Bloody fools they could have downloaded it for free...
Hey Google.............Why don`t you let me finish what I`m typing before you start guessing after one letter.... Little cocky aren`t we?
pause a video on 0 seconds on youtube...press and hold the left arow key then press up arrow key.....enjoy playing snakes..!!:P
Facebook asks what I’m thinking. Twitter asks what I’m doing. Foursquare asks where I am. The internet has turned into the F.B.I.
I wish I could google "things to eat in my fridge" so I wouldn`t have to go downstairs and be disappointed.
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer
If Bill Gates had a penny for every time I had to reboot my computer...oh wait, he does.
We have all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true.
Error, no keyboard. Press F1 to continue.
A computer program will always do what you tell it to, and seldom what you want it to.
I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.
The letters T and G are very close to each other on a keyboard. This recently became all too apparent to me and consequently I will never be ending a work email with the phrase "Regards" again.
My GPS says "Estimated Arrival Time." I see "Time to Beat."
I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.
All the landmarks and millions of beautiful places on Google Earth, and the first thing everyone looks at is their own house
I hate waiting for someone to illegally upload so I can illegally download.
We have all experienced the pain of watching a slow typer.
I'm afraid people can see me through my web cam even though its off.
I hate that I always notice a typo when the text is already sending
iTunes: I never read and will never read your 55 page terms of use, I will always agree, so stop asking me to reaccept
Kinda feels weird when your computer asks if you'd like to continue unprotected.... Auto correct can go straight to He'll
I renamed all my files "the world," so everyday when I "save" the world I feel important.
"cannot connect to network. try resetting your wireless router" umm ok but what if my router is in my neighbor's house? Should I call him?
"Username or Password Incorrect" You couldn't just tell me which one?
Life before the computer: Memory was something that you lost with age. An application was for employment. A program was a TV show. A cursor used profanity. A keyboard was a piano. A web was a spider's home. A virus was the flu. A CD was a bank account. A hard drive was a long trip on the road. A mouse pad was where a mouse lived. And if you had a 3 1/2 inch floppy...you just hoped nobody found out.
My keyboard needs a removable crumb tray like my toaster.
"You are probably a 30-year old fat drunk dude with nothing better to do than play video games" - An incredibly correct kid on Xbox Live
My printer's out of ink. Time to buy a new printer. Seriously it's cheaper.
Why does every wireless provider say that they have the best, fastest, most covered 4G network? Someone's lying.
Just once, I want a username and password prompt to say, "Close Enough."
I only check my Voicemail to get rid of that little icon in the screen.
I don't take anything you say seriously. You're just an idiot who has internet access.
My neighbor's router is unlocked, should I password it for him?
note to self: don't set your password reminder as "you should know this"
According to WebMD my symptoms mean I died 3 years ago.
the internet: where no one is afraid to say the first thing that pops into their head
Playing songs on shuffle is like Russian roulette for my emotions.
Can’t wait to get off work, then I can finally stop staring at this damn computer, and go stare at a different computer.
I had a life once. Now I have an internet connection and a Mac book.
Go to Google Translate. Set translate from English to Japanese. Type I HATE YOU into the translate box. Then laugh.
Dear software makers, when you make me close my browser or reboot my computer after installing something minor, I hate you.
I'll use Photoshop when they finally give us a "remove drunkface" tool.
There should be an "undo" button in an elevator for when you accidentally hit the wrong floor.
I live in constant fear of dropping my iPhone
I would get a phone with video chat but everyone I know is ugly.
A Short Description about youself
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