Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?
A: You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.
Q: Why do blondes love lightning?
A: They reckon somebody is taking their photo.
It's with tremendous sadness that I report a local blond girl has lost 95% of her brains....yes, her husband just died.
Q: What's brown, red, black and blue?
A: A Brunette who's been tellin one too many blonde jokes.
NEWSFLASH: Blonde girl fired from Banana plantation for throwing out all the bent ones.
Q: Why couldn't the blonde manage to make Ice-Cubes?
A: She couldn't find the recipe.
Q: What do you call a blonde on a University Campus?
A: A visitor.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a rooster?
A: A Rooster says in the Morning - "Cockll-doodlle-doooooo", while a blonde shouts, "Any-cock'll-doooo."
At the bottom of the application where it says "sign here", she put Leo
If she spoke her mind, she would be speechless
When she heard that 90% of all crimes were around the home, she moved
Q : What happened to the blonde tap dancer?
A : She slipped off and fell down the drain
Did you hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?
It took her months to figure out she could use it at night
Why did the blonde stare at the frozen orange juice? Because it said "concentrate"
What do you call 9 blondes standing in a circle? A dope ring
Why can't blondes be pharmacists?
Because they can t fit the bottle in the typewriter
What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios?
OH, LOOK!! Donut seeds!!
What are two reasons why blondes don't mind their own business? No mind. No business
Q: Why do ya reckon Blonds don't have elevator jobs?
A: Cos they've no idea of the route.
Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes Twinkle?
A: You shine a torchlight in her ear.
Q: Why is a blonde like a door knob?
A: Cuz everyone gets a turn.
Q: Why did they call the blonde "twinkie"?
A: She loved to get filled with Cream.
Q: In a Blonde's mind what is long and hard?
A: Grade 4.
Q: Why does a blonde have an IQ 1 point higher than a Coppers Horse?
A: So she won't shit on the street during a rally.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde track team and a tribe of sly pygmies?
A: One's a bunch a cunning runts.
Q: What's a blonde's idea of safe sex?
A: Locking the car door.
Q: Did you hear the one about the blonde lesbian?
A: Well, she kept having affairs with men.
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and most men?
A: The blonde has the higher sperm count.
Q: What does a blonde do if she is not in bed by 10?
A: She picks up her purse and goes home.
Q: When visiting Scotland, what is a Blonde's favorite destination?
A: Silicon Glen
Q: What do you call 2 nuns and a blonde?
A: Two tight ends and a wide receiver.
Q: Why don't blondes eat pickles?
A: Because they can't get their head in the jar.
Q: What would a blonde use for protection during sex?
A: A bus shelter.
Q: Why do blondes have big bellybuttons?
A: From dating blonde men.
Q: Why is a blonde like an old washing machine?
A: They both drip when they're fucked.
45. Q: Why did the blonde cross the road?
A: Forget the road, what was she doing out of the bedroom!?
Q: Why does a blond have T.G.I.F. on the front of her shirt?
A: Tits Go In Front.
Q: How can you tell who is a blonde's boyfriend?
A: He's the one with the belt buckle the matches the impression in her forehead.
Q: Why did the deaf blonde sit on a newspaper?
A: So she could lip read.
Q: What's the blonde's idea of dental floss?
A: Pubic hair.
Q: What does the Bermuda Triangle and blondes have in common?
A: They've both swallowed a lot of seamen.
Q: Why don't blondes talk when having sex?
A: Their Mommies told em never to speak to strangers.
Q: Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?
A: Because you can drop your load in a washing machine, and it won't follow you around for a week!
Q: What do a 250cc Scooter and a blonde have in common?
A: They're both fun to ride until a friend sees you on one
Q: What's the difference between a blonde on her back and a turtle on it's back?
A: Absolutely Nothing - both are totally screwed!
Q: What is the definition of the perfect woman?
A: A deaf and dumb blonde nymphomaniac whose father owns a pub.
Q: How do you get a blonde off of her knees?
A: Come.
Q: What do you call a brunette and 4 sexy blondes on a corner?
A: You don't, you see if you've got 4 condoms
Q: What do a blonde and an instant win lottery ticket have in common?
A: Simply scratch the box to win.
Q: Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach?
A: So her male would get delivered to the right box.
It's important to realise that Blondes can't go water-skiing - when their crotch gets wet they think they gotta lay down...
. It's even more important to realise the big difference between blondes and bitches - a blonde will screw anyone, whilst a bitch will screw anyone but you...
It's worth remembering why blondes can't count to 70 - it's cos 69 is already a bit of a mouthful...
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