Come Backs SMS
Man: I know how to please a Woman. Woman: Well, please leave me alone.
Friend: I've just come back from the Beauticians You: Pity it was closed...
Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You are going to yours, and I'm going to mine.
Man: So, what's your sign? Woman: No Entry
Man: Please whisper those 3 little words that would make my day! Woman: Go to hell
Friend: I've changed my mind... You: Excellent, so does the new one work better?
Boss: Employees like that don't grow on trees you know... You: How true Sir, they normally swing underneath them...
Work Colleague: Do you find me entertaining? You: I reckon you are too dim to entertain a thought
Old Wife: Shall I put the TV on? Old Man: Well it would certainly improve the view in here...
You know, I've been asked to get married over a hundreds times. Yeah, but your parents don't count...
How many people work in your office? About half of them
Brother: I love biscuits You: That's cuz your crackers
You: I reckon you'd make a great exchange student. Friend: Wow, you really think so? You: Yes, we might be able to exchange you for someone nice.
Brother: Why do you smell funny? You: It's called Soap - don't think you've ever smelt it before...
Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a Female Impersonator.
Hey, I may be fat, but you'll always be ugly, and I can diet.
Man: So, how do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be too, if you sit down.
Man: Do you want to dance? Woman: NO Man: Sorry, I think you misheard me...I said, You Look fat in those pants.
Little Sister: Your Ugly. You: And your quite good looking...for a Gorilla, that is...
Do you notice how I've kept my youthful complexion? Yeah, so I see...all spotty
Man: Hey there, haven't I seen you some place before? Woman: Yes, and that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Say, haven't we met before? Woman: Yes, I'm the head Nurse at the VD clinic.
Man: I can tell that you want me. Woman: You know, you're dead right...I want you to go away!
Wife: Darling, do you think I'll lose my looks as I get older You: With luck, yes
Man: I know how to please a Woman. Woman: Well, please leave me alone.
Friend: I've just come back from the Beauticians You: Pity it was closed...
Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You are going to yours, and I'm going to mine.
Man: So, what's your sign? Woman: No Entry
Man: Please whisper those 3 little words that would make my day! Woman: Go to hell
Friend: I've changed my mind... You: Excellent, so does the new one work better?
Boss: Employees like that don't grow on trees you know... You: How true Sir, they normally swing underneath them...
Work Colleague: Do you find me entertaining? You: I reckon you are too dim to entertain a thought
Old Wife: Shall I put the TV on? Old Man: Well it would certainly improve the view in here...
You know, I've been asked to get married over a hundreds times. Yeah, but your parents don't count...
How many people work in your office? About half of them
Brother: I love biscuits You: That's cuz your crackers
You: I reckon you'd make a great exchange student. Friend: Wow, you really think so? You: Yes, we might be able to exchange you for someone nice.
Brother: Why do you smell funny? You: It's called Soap - don't think you've ever smelt it before...
Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a Female Impersonator.
Hey, I may be fat, but you'll always be ugly, and I can diet.
Man: So, how do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be too, if you sit down.
Man: Do you want to dance? Woman: NO Man: Sorry, I think you misheard me...I said, You Look fat in those pants.
Little Sister: Your Ugly. You: And your quite good looking...for a Gorilla, that is...
Do you notice how I've kept my youthful complexion? Yeah, so I see...all spotty
Man: Hey there, haven't I seen you some place before? Woman: Yes, and that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Say, haven't we met before? Woman: Yes, I'm the head Nurse at the VD clinic.
Man: I can tell that you want me. Woman: You know, you're dead right...I want you to go away!
Wife: Darling, do you think I'll lose my looks as I get older You: With luck, yes
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