Clinton SMS Jokes
"One thing's for sure about Clinton... He sure doesn't neglect domestic affairs!"
Q : What was yesterday's Washington Post Headline? A : Bush Beats Clinton
Q : Why was Monica Lewinsky transferred from the White House to the Pentagon? A : She was traded for two brunettes and a redhead to be named later.
Q : Why does Clinton wish he was like Ted Kennedy? A : Cause Kennedy has an ex-wife and a dead girlfriend
Q : How does Bill keep Monica Lewinsky away from the White House? A : He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride
Q : What did Clinton say to Gore about the whole affair? A : Pardon me
News item: Mike McCurry, the President s Press Secretary, has just resigned. He could no longer keep a straight face
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