I no longer wish to share this nation's roads and highways with others. Sorry for the inconvenience.
If you can read this, I've lost my trailer.
If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you.
I'm not driving fast-just flying low. hr> Cover me, I'm changing lanes.
Don't bother honking or flashing your lights, I'm deaf and blind.
Driver carries no cash. He's married.
Seen on an old, beat-up car: "This is not an abandoned vehicle"
Next time you wave, use all your fingers.
Keep honking...I'm reloading.
If you can read this, thank a teacher....and, since it's in English, thank a soldier!!
If you can read this, please flip me back over...[Seen upside down, on a Jeep]
Horn broken... watch for finger.
I Brake For No Apparent Reason.
Honk if you have never seen an uzi fired from a car window.
Honk if you want to see my finger.
Buffalo wings are a lot of work for little food-reward
Dinosaurs were lies, fed to us to cover up the existence of Pokemon.
Watch out for the idiot behind me.
So many pedestrians - So little time.
A Short Description about youself
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