Statistics Facebook Status
If I could be any arithmetic operation, I'd be subtraction. I just want to make a difference.
If Welch's is 100% Grape Juice, then why the heck do you list 4 other ingredients?
Look, math. Quit asking us to find your X. Let's face it. She's never coming back to you.
"Does size matter?" "Yes I told you 2 inches makes a huge difference. Now just buy the damn laptop dad, this conversation is creeping me out".
Our generation doesn't knock on doors. We will call or text to let you know we're outside.
How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear what they said?
I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.
Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.
We are all part of the ultimate statistic - ten out of ten die.
She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction.
24 hours in a day ... 24 beers in a case ... coincidence?
Eighty percent of all people consider themselves to be above average
9 out of 10 doctors will agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot.
Be safety conscious. 80% of people are caused by accidents.
99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
The 50-50-90 rule: Any time you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there is a 90% probability you will get it wrong.
If the person is more than 25 feet away from you, holding the door is creepy
I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.
10% of people genuinely care about your problems. The other 90% are glad that you've got them.
Having a smoking section in a restaurant is like having a peeing section in a pool
A Short Description about youself
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