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Movies & TV Facebook Status

We all can't be heroes. Somebody has to sit on the sides and clap as they go by.

Sometimes, I'll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what the fuck was going on when I first saw it.

I like all of the music in my itunes, except when it's on shuffle, then I like about one in every fifteen songs in my itunes.

I'm a fan of saying YOU'RE WELCOME really loudly when people don't thank you.

Don't ever eat rice and watch a funny show. Uncle Ben almost choked me to death.

I named my TV remote Waldo, you know why.

wow ,you know American news coverage has hit an all time low when there is an article on CNN about a kid scoring over 1000000 pts in Guitar Hero

All of those extreme couponers across America need to get together and propose a budget plan to the president.

Love is like a wind. You cannot see it, but you can feel it...

Spellcheck? I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me

Is anyone going to tell America's Funniest Home Videos about youtube?

I'm not sure how the guy sitting next to me can smell so bad and still be alive

I don't care what your gender is. I'm going to call you "dude" either way.

TV reports that Egypt is "experiencing worst violence in their history". hmm. I guess no one at the broadcast station has watched 'The Mummy Returns'!

just wants to point out that Cinderella is living proof that shoes CAN change your life!

You can't spell "listen" without "silent"

I just realized Beauty and the Beast can be summed up with two words: Stockholm Syndrome.

Question of the day: when was the last time that you saw a music video that was relevant to the actual song?

Are you watching too much T.V but not doing enough reading? Turn your subtitles on

American Idol review. Randy is still Randy. Paula looks a little different, but seems smarter. But Kara has really let herself go! She looks awful!

They should play porn on gas station pump tv's so you can watch someone else get screwed at the same time.

"Be excellent to each other." - Bill S. Esquire (Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure)

When I watch MTV cribs I don't feel bad about downloading music illegally.

Grandma knew 27 spots on the human body where she could inflict pain without leaving a mark. She was like a Ninja.

If anyone sees a bunch of people in their front yard tonight, don't be alarmed, were just christmas tree shopping.

Dear movie industry, you need to chill with the 3D movies. 3D is the equivalent of auto tune for main stream rappers. cut that shit out. signed, annoyed critics.

Movie theaters should serve bowls of cereal

The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.

The Miss Universe pageant is fixed. All the winners are from Earth.

For every action, there is a corresponding over-reaction.

National Schizophrenic's Convention: Anybody who's everybody will be there!

Your worst humiliation is only someone else's momentary entertainment.

The only difference between the people I've dated and Charles Manson is that Manson has the decency to look like a nut case when you first meet him.

I can hear the Pink Panther theme song playing inside my head. I may or may not be getting into all kinds of mischief this afternoon.

When your girlfriend has Taylor Swift lyrics as her status, you know you've either done something very right or something very wrong

There are commercials in front of online trailers now. So I have to watch a commercial to watch a commercial?

Some people should come with subtitles.

going to the skate park to watch people fall