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is so clever that sometimes he doesn`t understand a single word of what he is saying

is trying to figure out why he joined the gym when we have Photoshop.

is finding out the truth.

is Saying "well that went well", when it clearly didn`t.

is making life-altering decisions in the shower.

is drinking water with ice cubes on top of it..hehe

Is being bored and likeing likes

Being nice on the surface but secretly judging EVERYONE

is pure, sweet and innocent. HEY! Stop Laughing!

is a cutie. (♥♥,)

is liking things that are likable to get my mind off other things that are unlikable.

is out making some changes in his or her life...leave a message and I`ll get back to you. if I don`t return your message you are one of the changes!

is SO COOL that he can`t be killed by bullets because they`re afraid.

is SO COOL that he wasn`t born, he was unleashed.

is as bored as a midget in a theme park..

is SO COOL he can`t drink soda because the can will explode!

is thankful for the fools. But for them, the rest of us could not succeed.

is wondering if he had everything, where would he keep it?

is reading his friends` statuses and adding `in bed` to the end of each one.

is cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.

is a lover not a fighter, but he`s also a fighter so don`t get any ideas.

is the guy that Chuck Norris wishes he were...

is the guy who put the hole in the ozone layer.

is going to have a day of firm decisions! Or am I?

Getting texts and thinking how do i reply to that

is Agreeing with people so they`ll shut up.

is Thinking about how things would have been if that one thing never happened.

is Dropping everything to read a new text message.

Meowig back at a cat when it meows at you

I hate when I lose my mom in the store and I look like an idiot trying to find her.

is so lazy today that I cant even finish a

Making up random songs about what you`re doing.

I play with my phone when I`m waiting for someone so I don`t look stupid .

Is anyone going to put anything funny on here?????

is wondering why Facebook bothers to give the option of “liking” my own comment? Of course I like my own comments. I’m awesome..

is watching the Super Bowl for the commercials!

is Meowing at cats until they meow back

is likely 2 get crazzy so be careful the disease is around and is spreading rapidly!! :P

is Mocking people in a voice that they don`t even have.

is wondering if strippers have nightmares about accidentally going to work fully clothed. T_T

is posting on Facebook obviously... duh!


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