Free Sardar SMS Jokes

Sardar SMS Jokes

✒ Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art ? Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!

✒ A small 2 seater plane was crashed in graveyard. A Sardar was investigation officer. In report he said: 500 dead bodies are found and digging for rest.

✒ Interviewer: Where were you born? Sardar: Punjab. Interviewer: Which part? Sardar: What which part, whole body was born in Punjab. “;-)

✒ Sardar’s wish : when i die, I wanna die like my grandpa who died peacefully in his sleep not screaming like all the passengers in the car he was driving..

✒ Sardar and Pathan going somewhere together. They found 1000 Rs. on the way. Pathan: Let’s take 50/50. Sardar: What will do of remaining 900?

✒ Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave 11cr after deducting tax. Angry Sardar: “Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.”

✒ Sardar on phone: Doctor my wife is pregnant. She is having pain right now. Doctor: Is this her first child? Sardar: No this is her husband speaking.

✒ 2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car. Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing. sardar 2 : Don’t worry, I have a one more.

✒ How do you sink a submarine filled with sardars..? . . . . Just knock the door.

✒ Astrologer: you must married only 32 years old women to start a happy life. sardar: shall I married two 16 years old girls

✒ On a romantic day sardar’s girlfriend asks him, “Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring?” Sardar : “Ya sure, from landline or mobile”.

✒ As train start running, a sardar got the train. TT: Don’t you see it’s female bogie? Sardar: Sorry, I thought you were a man.

✒ Doctor to sardar : You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any one before you die? Sardar : Yes. A good doctor.

✒ Sardar: Will you marry me? Girl: Sorry I am a lesbian. Sardar: What’s a lesbian? Girl: I like to sleep with girls. Sardar: Give me a hand… I am also lesbian

✒ Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks sardar why are you removing a wheel from your auto. sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler

✒ Sardar had twins. He named Tara & Sitara. Again twins, He named Peter & Repeater. Again twins, He named Max & Climax. Again twins, finally He named STOP & FULLSTOp:-)

✒ Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked “what you did till evening?” Sardar :”Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright”

✒ Teacher: “I killed a person” convert this sentence into future tense Sardar: The future tense is “You will go to jail”

✒ Sardar comes back to his car & find a note saying ‘Parking Fine’ He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole ‘Thanks for compliment.’

✒ Sardar complained to the police: ‘Sir, all items are missing, except the TV in my house.’ Police: ‘How the thief did not take TV?’ Ah Beng : ‘I was watching TV news…’

✒ Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket. He gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said april fool. I have pass.

✒ Sardar: I am Proud, coz my son is in Medical College. Friend: Really, what is he studying. Sardar: No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.

✒ Sardar bought a new mobile. He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said, My Mobile No. Has changed. Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610

✒ A sardarji photographer is focusing a dead body’s face in a funeral function, suddenly all dead persons relatives beat him. why? He said “SMILE PLEASE”

✒ Sardar was giving his medical entrance exam He gave definitions as follows: Antibody: Against everybody Artery: Study of fine art paintings Cardiology: Advanced study of playing cards CT scan: Scanning 4 lost whistle.. Coma: Punctuation mark Bacteria: Back door to a cafeteria…

✒ Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS: “Me sick, no work” Boss SMS back: “When I am sick I kiss my wife try it” 2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss: “Me ok, ur wife very sweet”

✒ A sardar goes to an electronics shop to buy a TV. Do you have color TVs? Sure. Give me a green one, please.

✒ Police:Instead of hospital why did u take ur wife to COMEDY MOVIE during pregnancy Sardar: ALL the child were crying when they born I want my child to laugh so i take my wife TO CINEMA

✒ Teacher: What is tha difference between orange & apple? Sardar: The color of orange is orange but the color of apple is not apple.

✒ A bird was disturbing to a Sardar. Finally Sardar caught it and decided to kill it cruelly, He took it to the top of a building and dropped it

✒ Boss asked Sardar to buy two corner tickets for a movie to watch with his Girlfriend. Sardar bought two corner tickets: A1…………….A25

✒ A sardar ji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse. He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love You sister….

✒ Sardar was writing something very slowly. Friend asked: Why are you writing so slowly? Sardar: Im writing to my 6 years old son, he cant read very fast.

✒ Teacher: How Do You Differentiate “WIFE” & “MOTHER”

✒ SARDAR: Before Marriage We Sleep With “MOTHER” & After Marriage We Sleep With Our “WIFE

✒ Sardar As A Director: You Have To Jump In The Swimming Pool From 100.ft Height. Hero: I Don’t Know Swimming Sardar: Oye Don’t Worry Yaar! Pool Is Empty;-)

✒ Teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except one Sardarji. He wrote No match, due to rain!!!

✒ Sardar: ‘Doctor, my son swallowed a key.’ Doctor: When? Sardar: 3 months ago. Doctor: What were u doing till now? Sardar: We were using duplicate key. Doctor: So why have u come today? Sardar: We ve lost the duplicate key !!!

✒ Professor:Chemical symbol of Barium? Sardar: BA Professor:For sodium? Sardar: NA Professor:What will we get if 1 atom of BA & 2 atoms of NA combined? Sardar: BANANA

✒ Sardar in airoplane going to Bombay. While its landing he shouted: “Bombay ….Bombay” Airhostess said: “B silent.” Sardar: “Ok… Ombay… Ombay”

✒ Sardar saw a very high Airtel Tower & red light glowing on the top, seeing this he said India is developing fast, see there are traffic signals for Aeroplane in the air

✒ Teacher: What happen on 1869? Sardar: I don’t know. Teacher: Stupid its birthday of Gandhi G. Now tell me what happen on 1873? Sardar: Its 4th birthday of Gandhi G:-)

✒ In bio practical: Examiner:Tell me the name of this bird by seeing it’s legs only? Sardar:I don’t know. Examiner:You failed, what’s your name? Sardar:See my legs & tell my name

✒ Sardar after interview everything went fine till the time he asked me for testimonials. I guess i showed him the wrong thing !!!

✒ Two Sardar stopped suddenly. 1st Sardar: OMG! My wife and my girlfriend coming together. 2nd Sardar: Mine too.

✒ A sardar goes to a restaurant and his cell phone rings. Wife: How are you? Surprised Sardarji:Oji I am fine but how did you know where I was?

✒ How do you recognize a Sardar in School? He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.

✒ Sardarji to others: Did anyone lose money wrapped in a rubber band? One said, Yes I did Sardar: Well, it’s your lucky day, I found the rubberband!

✒ A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant and puts his finger on the last of menu: Bring this. Waiter: Oh! you can’t get it because he is the owner of restaurant.

✒ A Sardar and his wife filed an application for divorce. Judge asked: How will you divide? You have 3 children. Sardar replied: OK! We will apply next year.

✒ NURSE kept SARDAR’S FINGER in HER MOUTH after BLOOD TEST. THEN SARDAR STARTED DANCING . NURSE:y r u DANCING. SARDAR:next is URINE TEST

✒ Waiter gives bill to Sardar Sardar: Take my card. Waiter: But sir, this is Ration Card. Sardar: So what? You have written outside “ALL CARDS ACCEPTED”

✒ Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants. Servant it’s already raining. Sardar: So what? Take an umbrella and go.

✒ Judge: Why are you arrested? Sardar: For shopping early? Judge: Well, thats not a crime, anyway how early you were shopping? Sardar: before opening the shop…,

✒ Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife. Two seconds later a report came to his phone and he started dancing. The report said, “DELIVERED”.

✒ Interviewer: Congrats, you are selected. Your 1st month salary is Rs: 6000. Next month salary will be 10000. Sardar: Ok sir, I’ll Join next month.

✒ Sardar proposed a girl…… Girl said am 1 yr elder to u……. Sardar said Oye no problem soniye I’ll marry u next year.

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