Quotes sms massage
It is better to be fair than to be popular!
The strongest musle of the human body is the tongue.
Home is where the heart is born, lives and dies but still goes on !
Stoners live and stoners die, but in the end we all get high. So if at first you don't succeed, fuck this world and smoke some weed.
If you really wanna get stoned, drink wet cement.
Shit happens, life goes on!
Free your mind the rest will follow.
Life is like toilet paper, long and usefull !!!!
On the toilet: Some people come here to sit and wonder, I come here to shit like thunder!
Love is an sensation. Caused by an temptation when an men puts his dictation in an womens combination. Do u get this conversation or do u want an demostration
All I ever wanted is what others have.
Laugh on your one and the world thinks you are an idiot.
A kiss that says it all is seldom a first edition.
Women have usually nothing to wear and no room to put it away!
Work sucks ... Ladies go to work.
A beginning is a very delicate time.
Life is what happens when you plan to do other things - John Lennon
Life would be a lot easier if I had the source-code.
Wanna get stoned? Drink wet cement!
Reality is for people who can't face science fiction.
Learn from the mistakes of others... you can't live long enough to make them all yourselves!!
A Short Description about youself
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