Dirty SMS
3 men sitting in a cafe, all wanking. Waitress: What the fuck are you all doing? One points to a sign that reads: FIRST COME, FIRST SERVED!
Happiness is like penis; always looks small if u hold it in ur hands but when u learn to share it, u'll realize how big & precious it is!
Latest product in the market: George Bush condoms ideal for fuckers who dont know when to pull out
Q: Who's senior: Penis or Vagina? A: Vagina, because penis always stands up in its honour.
They have found a new position in the Karma Sutra. It's called the 'plumber'... Two of you stay in all day and no f*cker comes!
Women r the best Engines: Accepts any size of Piston, are self Lubricating, start up with a Finger, automatic oil change every 4 week.
Sex poetry: It's not the length, it's not the size, it's not how many times u can make it rise. It's not how well it fits, but how late it spits
Skoda recently launched a new car model LAURA. All drivers are having a tough time when theor Memsahibs say: Driver Laura Nikalo!
Little Girl: Mom, I just found out that the boy next door has a penis like a peanut. Mommy: U mean it's small? Little Girl: No, it's salty.
Man gives blood to save his girlfriends life. Later on they split up & man wants blood back. She throws a used tampon at him & says: Pay u monthly, u bastard!
The first day at the London sperm bank was pretty unsuccessful. Only three men made appointments and, of those, one came on the bus and the other two missed the tube.
All eggs in women decided to fight against sperms. They waited with guns in the pussy. That night no one came. Suddenly 1 shouted: Hamla Peeche se hua hai...
What is Long & Hard, has a hole at the tip and when u insert it into a wet, hairy & tight hole makes u feel better? Vicks Inhaler
When u don't know whether to luv or hate, when u r in confused state, don't feel and don't debate, just sit alone & ...... MAv .
What's the geographical definition of sex? It's an action done by Pol-land into Hol-land between Thai-land, occasionally with a little help from Greece!
What is invisible sex? A male Negro fucking a female Negro under moonless night in a coal mine wearing a black condom.
Q: Does penis deserve overtime & hazard pay? A: Yes! Coz it works in deep, damp, hot tunnels, often head down & mostly in night shifts!
UR msgs r like a Girl's Period, comes once a month for 3-4days & disappears. But My msgs r like a Man's Sperms that come Daily or Twice a Day. So msg like a Man.
Prof teaching muscle movement, asks a lady: Do you know what your asshole does when you have an orgasm? Lady: Sure, he's at the office, working!
A woman who arouses a man and leaves is called a Cockteaser. What is a man who does the same called? A Moisturiser.
Whenever u feel low, depressed or useless, remember that u r the same sperm that won a battle against a million others.
Blonde: I think my tits are full of water. Doctor: How do u figure that? Blonde: Everytime a guy squeezes them my pussy gets wetv
Q: What's the definition of indefinitely? A: When your balls are slapping up against her ass, you are in.....definitely.
Cricketer describing a nude girl: There is no cover, there is no extra cover, there 2 silly points, 2 fine legs & a deep gully, with little grass on the pitch
Our love will never become cold and hollow unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.
A prostitute's nursery rhyme: One two lets screw, Three four I'm a whore, Five six suck the dick, Seven eight ejaculate, Nine ten fuck me again.
A friend like u is not like boobs coz everyone sucks them. Not like vagina coz it tears. You r like a penis coz it always stands when needed.
A man was fucking a nurse. She shouts: Aah it's painful. Man: Kamini, daily u r injecting me where I don't hv hole, I'm putting it in ur hole & u say it hurts
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